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I own a lot of tee shirts.

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@RobSchrab Does the store have a website?

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@Ecs1967Eric how’s things

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@duncantrussell Does he not anymore

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@NADDPod wait am i supposed to watch all the dnd movies WHILE listening to all the green day albums in order? Do they align like dark side and oz?

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@samreich it turns out my baby really likes game changer

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@Puppieslover Leashes in the dog park aren’t a good idea

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@michelleisawolf new special is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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All pants are edible if you don’t have a very sensitive stomach.

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Sometimes i wonder how many bugs can talk but get smushed before they get a chance

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@RobSchrab What kind of stuff are you selling there?

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@IsItRacistTW is it racist if i think “Norbit” ISN’T funny?

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@mulaney

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@realDonaldTrump wouldn’t it be cool if there was like a Lincoln memorial but with your head and slightly taller?

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I think it would be funny if anytime someone asked “have you seen ________(anime)?” I responded, “oh, the musical?” even if I have seen it, or heard about it, or loved it.

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@LilyyMagno Green

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If you die in chutes and ladders,
do you die in real life?

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“I couldn’t help but think…”
Haha, “butt-think”

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Imagine if Oikos had a less disgusting sounding brand name

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If people aren’t laughing at my funeral, i died wrong.

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@jimmyfallon i said “joking” three times and and you didn’t show up like in the commercial and now I’m just sitting here alone watching tv talking to myself