Dr John M Hamblin

A Parody account. Because calling out false teachers is Biblical.

Thou/Thine

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

Dearest Bro Bill,

Here I was, blissfully ignoring you and most of the Twitters, and all of a sudden I received some DMs and screenshots. Apparently you've been ranting again.

Allow me to offer you some counsel that, if taken, will make your life so much better.
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[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@BadSermons Your hashtag is wrong.

I prefer,... #Hambligesis

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@weecalvin1509 @NCravatt I don't know. My life is so full with ministry and extended family that I hesitate to return down the rabbit hole.

I just found it disappointing (and amusing) that Bro Bill still has no clue about grace.

Keep preaching the gospel wee Calvin!

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@FundyBB HAYMAN!!!

Jesus was not a bartender!!!

#OldPaths

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@PastorLoving @AaronB27278 Just remember that it doesn't work the same as bug spray; you don't use it on yourself before you head out into bear country.

I wish someone would have told me that my first time.

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@PastorLoving #TROOTH

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@FundyBB HAYMAN!!!

Bro Greg making a bold, principled stand against witchcraft by whispering his disapproval and taking videos to be slowed down later so he doesn't get caught by a store clerk.

If not for his favorite wife-beater shirts there he would just silently boycott it.
#OLDPATHS

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@BadSermons HAYMAN!!!

Bro Dave may have raped and abused many women but he would never enter the Loretta Lynn restaurant. He's got those #OldPaths standards.

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@MAClark85

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@PastorLoving I'm so holy, I even shower in long pants.

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@FundyBB HAYMAN!!!

Bro Gary has a way with words like no other evangelist I've ever seen.

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@BadSermons HAYMAN!!!

I don't agree with Matthew 6:1 either.

#OldPaths

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

HAYMAN!!!

Growing a beard isn't a sin, but if you grow one after submitting for years to college rules it is a sign you were never saved.

#OldPaths

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@PresbyPaxton Blasphemy!!!

Pharisees wore long robes, which are dresses.

No IFB MOG would wear that which pertaineth unto a woman.

#OldPaths

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

Truth be told, I tired of the IFB-level legalism, judgmentalism, conspiracies, fear, and lack of faith exhibited by believers due to the covid and political situations.

Someone didn't anti-covid like your church did? Heretics!

Let's show some grace to a hopelessly lost world.

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

Where has Dr. John Hamblin,...AMERICA'S PREMIER EVANGELIST been for the last year and a half?

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@Sermonator1611 @FundyBB Since,...a word so nice I used it twice.

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@Sermonator1611 @FundyBB HAYMAN!!!

Bro Phil's Plugs & Rugs.

Proudly serving the follicly challenged since since 2020.

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

@FundyBB What??? I go away for a year and a half only to come back to discover Bro Phil has retired and DR has taken up the mantle. These are the end times my friends.

[Dr John M Hamblin @dr_hamblin]

Ahem,...I have put out a fine collection of booklets based on my love of tradition and hatred of Calvinism, all using the Hambegesis™️ study method. You'll only find 1 warmed-over mediocre sermon series and 0 bus manuals among my titles.

Did I mention I've also written a tract?

[Ryan Hayden @rynhayden]

Name an IFB leader who has published anything of substance…in sixty years the sum total of our intellectual input is basically bus manuals and warmed-over mediocre sermon series.