Shrimp Cortez, M.D.

2023 Hater of the Year/ 2024 @Wzrdgolf Invitational MVP (+22)

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

Fuck you @Asorloth

[Jan 🇩🇪 @FutbolJan10]

2 v 1 with fcvking Erling Haaland by your side and you chose to feed your ego

shame on you Sorloth

https://t.co/ckmCiZ255L

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

Fuck the queen. Fuck the king. Fuck @BellinghamJude. And fuck @FIFAcom

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@cryptowolf_ofc @ReganCoda

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@DonShula10 @SonOfGalvatron @24kJSmoov3 @UNC_Basketball The same team who played their starters the entire game

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@agerr78 @Realcalebkang @CorbinSmithNFL Yeah you clearly don’t understand how tax brackets work. Please do us all a favor, and do not reproduce

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@barstoolsports Great job by the broadcast crew, fuck Gary Danielson. Good riddance

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@TheVicMonte @LifeofaWave Not sure if trolling, or you’re re just that fucking stupid. You should probably not reproduce

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@Insidetheirish Lol you fucking dipshit

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@achanestan @barstoolsports Burrow is little fairy fuck. Mid qb too

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@ctalty31 a few hours later and I didn’t forget about you. You have one job. HOW DO YOU SUCK SO BAD AT IT

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@ctalty31 bitch ass move tryna blame long snapper too. You just ass my friend. Hang ‘em up and go play soccer

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@ctalty31 go ahead and enter the portal. You not welcome here anymore

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@ctalty31 bro you fucking suck. Thanks for losing that game

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@Vikings 🤡

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@WhyWeDrinkHere Can we get an update? That fag sucks at football

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@zachTNT @Slimema17860656 You’re retarded

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@VOLBOYx Lmao get fucked

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@Larry_043 @69_Woody_69 @MichaelFloyd_AU Ball was already punched at this point and loose

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@AmericanAir Sent

[Shrimp Cortez, M.D. @dr_pablo03]

@AmericanAir i got up at 3am so I would be back home in time to watch @ScottHanson on Redzone. But thanks to you guys my plans have been ruined. Send your best technicians to flight 5443 and get me home