Luis Santander

Papa. Cirujano-Anestesista. Exiliado Paraguayo-Aleman. Amante del Terere. Aficionado al Tiro Deportivo. Snowboarder.

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@ginadgf @gzapa @magalymonroe93 Pasaba nomas por aca tambien siendo naco en Tomorrowland.. pero el Terere, conmigo a todas partes.. 🇵🇾 😎

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@KarolineGosling Same here. I believe also that one can convey emotions and feelings better in English than in German. German is such an Amt-Language 😆

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@rosalinngg La Gen Z no coge mas. Eso es un hecho. Se pasan en sus redes sociales. No se como se procrean, la verdad.

[Diego🇵🇾🇮🇹 @SebastianVian69]

🇵🇾 | REMIGRACIÓN

El país esta pasando por un excelente momento económico y cada vez más necesita mano de obra calificada.

Solo este año 7.000 compatriotas volvieron al país con ayuda de la Secretaria Nacional de Refugiados.

Este organismo también ayuda con asesoramiento para que los hijos de estos compatriotas obtengan la nacionalidad natural.

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@DearS_o_n You're wrong. Your kids, at least when they're still young, you are their whole world. Later? If you did a good job..

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@tfJuIy Diddy walked so Drake could fly
.

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@s6berr 35lb, the Americans can't do the Metric System 🤣

[Peta Rüger @PetaRuger]

🍲 De mi cocina a la mesa de un expresidente 🇩🇪🇵🇾

La Embajada de Alemania me dio el honor de cocinar para el expresi de Alemania, Christian Wulff, mostrando la cocina paraguaya de todos los días: la que se sirve en nuestras casas y la que reúne a la familia alrededor de la mesa

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@Wewi_kook No te preocupes, estos Rapais se graduan y vuelven al Brasil. El Paraguay es solo un dormitorio donde estudiando y luego vuelven a casa.

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@queru_lant Jennifer, 21, hat noch nie in ihrem Leben gearbeitet. 🤣

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@hispanicnomad There's always been some Muslims in Paraguay. Normally they're very wealthy because you don't get shit from the government. If you don't have the money to sustain your 10 children and 3 wives, you are going to starve to death or emigrate. Don't worry my man.

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@MiddleManWorld @_InfoGram_ Ragebaiting

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@marycatedelvey Now do one with the Terminator Soundtrack.

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@doctors_squad That first one came out of nowhere..😅

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@Inevitablewest Now they need to raise some taxes to pay their welfare.. so, have fun walking up every day at 5 am to support them.. ❤️

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@morodelsur Plata

[LA MUJER DE TRUMP @lamujerdetrump]

Ella fue nuestro primer amor platónico. No lo nieguen

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

Typical Paraguayan woman 🇵🇾❤️

Spanish surname.
Guaraní roots.
Calls herself a feminist, but despises nearly every idea Western feminists consider essential.
Super Loyal.

Speaks two or three languages, sometimes in the same sentence.
Drinks tereré like it was prescribed by the doctor.
Would get cancelled in the West for saying something completely normal in Paraguay.

Can feed 20 people with zero notice.
Fiercely protective of her family.
Will bargain over 5,000 guaraní without blinking.
Loves meat. 🥩
Knows everyone’s business before Facebook does.

Threatens to leave you three times a week, then gets angry when you agree 😂
Complains about “machista” men, but somehow always chooses the most macho man in the room... Naturally.
Sweet, feminine and loving… with just enough toxicity to keep life interesting.

Patriotism turned up to 11. 🇵🇾

And somehow still looks ready for a football match, a family lunch and a national holiday, all at the same time. 😂

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@delpynews Papacho. Yo vivo en Alemania hace 11 años y te comento que aca con lo Bio umia, igual veo muchisima gente gorda. Es mas, siguen viviendo porque viven en Alemania nomas (mejor calidad del sistema de salud)

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@DJEMEDIA_ If you ever feel useless, remember, you could be useless but never AS useless as those two Italian soldiers.. 😄👌

[Luis Santander @dr_santander]

@dixon_tudeep @DJEMEDIA_ Someone commented a while ago..

"They don't want to be filmed because maybe they're wanted men back in their countries"

And since then, it all made sense..