Simon Clarke

Less noise, more life. Cancer survivor. Can usually be found watching 🏉. Will Greenwood called me “the voice of reason”. RT≠endorsement. Work @UniofReading

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

@timothy_stanley Ones made out of steel would be a good start 🙄

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

🚨🚨🚨We’re hiring @ReadingBioSci @UniofReading - Associate Professor in Biotechnology. https://t.co/Bau7ObWvcG

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[LBC @LBC]

'An astonishing development here...'

Simon Marks reacts to the White House's 'radical redesign' of the American passport.

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

The main thing that surprises me from this apparent attempted shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is that America needs better tailors. I mean, all those dinner jackets with notch lapels 🫣. And don’t get me started on the clip on bow ties 😱. Ghastly 😬

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

God bless Global Entry and TSA Pre 🙏

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

Back on the telly this morning…
@GMB

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

@LeapfrogMark I hate it

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

The people who enjoyed the #6Nations2026 the most will have been the South Africans 🇿🇦. #FRAvENG 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

The train I’m on “has developed a fault” and needs to be switched off then on again, which seems to be answer to just about everything nowadays 😂

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

Haven’t been able to use @UberUK’s app to buy train tickets for the best part of a week now 🤷‍♂️

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

@LeapfrogMark @SixNationsRugby Rocket for Borthwick

[Austin Healey @IamAustinHealey]

Sorry that’s unforgivable from your captain

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

Feeling kinda dirty, but I’ll take the cash. @EnglandRugby ought to be asking themselves why a debenture holder has placed a bet against them when the odds were (wrongly) in their favour #ITAvENG #SixNations2026 #SixNationsRugby #6Nations2026 #M6N #EnglandRugby

[Seb Hall @seb_hall_]

England rugby have looked flat and lifeless since the first 10 mins v Scotland
The players didn’t suddenly get bad.
Something not right behind the scenes. This is a leadership and psychological issue.
Itoje needs some time off.
👏 Italy rugby
#ITAvENG

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

Prediction: Borthwick will be sacked by @EnglandRugby on Monday 16th March. #ITAvENG #GuinessM6N #SixNations2026 #SixNationsRugby

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

Well that was a fantastic performance from #ScotlandRugby, hats off! 👏👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇫🇷#SCOvFRA #SixNations2026 #SixNations2026 #M6N #Murrayfield

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

@PaulHoskisson @EnglandRugby @ITVSport Trust me, the ads are the least of the problems!

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

Like I said last Saturday 👇👇👇 #ENGvIRE #M6N #EnglandRugby #SixNations2026 #SixNationsRugby

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

Put a tenner on Ireland to win next weekend, don’t worry about the odds. #CalcuttaCup #SCOvENG #6Nations2026

[Simon Clarke @dr_simon]

That were shite. A new low, what on earth are they doing?! 🤯 #ENGvIRE #M6N #EnglandRugby #SixNations2026 #SixNationsRugby