Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈

I'm the type of person that spends way too much time wondering what to put in a 160-character long bio.

[Kayleigh Donaldson @Ceilidhann]

Not one scene of Napoleon is scored to a slowed down cover of ABBA's Waterloo. 0 stars.

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@nomadicrevery Just in response to the "Ask John (and Lou)" segment in the podcast, in Australia we drive on the left, overtake on the right, and on escalators we also stand on the left, overtake on the right. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #ElisAndJohn

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@PeitaTweets 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@PeitaTweets You mean, the Australian education system teaches a dance for the Nutbush City Limits (it's on the curriculum in some states), but they don't explain who Tina Turner is???

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@PeitaTweets WHAT???

[ange @angemaryclaire]

Thoughts and prayers for the cookers who made Dan Andrews their entire personalities 😥

[Dave Callan @davecallantwit]

Imagine if someone broke into your home sold everything in there to the neighbours gave your kids away then loudly debated whether or not to listen to what you have to say at future house meetings

That would feel weird

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@PeitaTweets Oh, then that's definitely a meal! Protein!

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@PeitaTweets Depends on the flavour. If it's a fruity one, maybe not (but that would definitely be at least one fruit serve). If it's chocolate, I'm gonna go with yes, because that includes dairy.

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@clawtalk I haven't opened this app in a few weeks, but thought I'd do a quick check today, and this is the first post that came up. 🤣🤣🤣

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@PeitaTweets

[David Astle @dontattempt]

Aussie-fy a film:
Brekky at Tiff's
Mate, Where's My Ute?
Batbloke
Jawsy
Dr Yeah-Nah
Dog Day Arvo
Pretty In Zinc
From Here To Buggery
When Hazza Met Shazza

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@elisjames @nomadicrevery I admit I'm no connoisseur of British accents, but why does DI Robbyns (with his native accent, not his alcohol-induced accent) sound like he should be one of the Saint-Marie detectives on 'Death In Paradise'? 🤔 #elisandjohn

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

I wouldn't normally support a remake of the movie 'Xanadu', but hear me out...
Ryan Gosling as the Muse
Margot Robbie as the artist/dreamer

Not sure who could play the Gene Kelly role... Lin-Manuel Miranda would be great, but isn't really old enough. Suggestions are welcome.

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@adambspencer Has Piers Morgan ever *not* complained about anything?

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@brettcarter62 @dontattempt Hahaha you beat me to the reply.

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

😔😭

[Tony Bennett @itstonybennett]

Tony left us today but he was still singing the other day at his piano and his last song was, “Because of You,” his first #1 hit.

Tony, because of you we have your songs in our heart forever. ❤

[ABC News @abcnews]

Otter 841 is on the run from US wildlife officials, evading capture for a full week, and her fanbase is growing. https://t.co/jMAi493QgG

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

@bec7ford Bollard Skynet.

[Sonia Cianci 🖖🤌🌈 @dr_soz]

This will always be hilarious.