Dr. Volatility

Narrating the wild turns of global markets and navigating FUD in the Twitterverse.

[Carl Moon 🌙 @carlmoon]

Is Bitcoin getting ready for the biggest move in months?

This might be the calm before the storm!

[Dr. Volatility @dr_volatility]

It should be illegal for her to talk.

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

LMAO stocks are going up because of supply chain issues too I guess 😂

These people are unhinged. They know nothing about economics or money. And they’re all getting wildly rich, while telling you everything will be fine!

[Dr. Volatility @dr_volatility]

Shouldn't it be the road to breaking $.00001?

[SafeMoon @safemoon]

THE ROAD TO 1 MILLION STARTS NOW!#SAFEMOON 🚀🌕

[David Gokhshtein @davidgokhshtein]

The hottest #cryptocurrencies in this space right now with utility.

Name them.

Explain them.

[Dr. Volatility @dr_volatility]

People in this survey love a flatline.

[Dr. Volatility @dr_volatility]

Inspire me harder!

[Jordan Belfort @wolfofwallst]

Your future is a reflection of your habits. Learn then earn.

[Dr. Volatility @dr_volatility]

@seeking_peace_7 So it's technically NOT rock bottom.

[Dr. Volatility @dr_volatility]

Getting a DM from Matt Wallace is rock bottom.

[$eeking Peace 🎗 @seeking_peace_7]

What did this scammer hope to achieve? Lol

[ETH Memes 🦇🔊🌊 @EthereumMemes]

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[David Gokhshtein @davidgokhshtein]

What is currency?

[Dr. Volatility @dr_volatility]

@Helloimmorgan

[Dr. Volatility @dr_volatility]

If we get her to 297k she will run 406 miles and jump off Niagra Falls!

[Morgan @Helloimmorgan]

At 11k followers I will go for a 15 mile run.

[That Martini Guy ₿ @MartiniGuyYT]

If i gave you $10,000 in #Bitcoin

What would you do with it?

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

Sticking with my Etherum position but not adding to it...

[Dr. Volatility @dr_volatility]

My credentials, my credentials!

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Is she actually hot or does she just format her spreadsheets really nicely?

[Carl Moon 🌙 @carlmoon]

Did you sell any Bitcoin above $60,000?

[Bloqport @Bloqport]

BREAKING: JPMorgan has given its financial advisors the green light to give all of its wealth management clients access to cryptocurrency funds, making it the first major US bank to do so https://t.co/qwByXApMZQ

[Dr. Volatility @dr_volatility]

He just had to

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Sure, I’ve made some bad investments when I was younger. But now that I’m older, I’ve learned how to make different, far worse investments.