Vanesa Martinez

I´d call myself a renaissance woman if it wasn´t for the fact that I´ve only been born once.

[Vanesa Martinez @dr_zenitram]

So I´ve just heard about homeopathic "grafting", a process by which when there´s few homeopathic pills left in a bottle, you simply refill it with blank pills and voilá! Bottle full of homeopathic pills again. 🤨

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@GeekTheVivian You can always stay with us

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@GeekTheVivian We miss you!

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@conor_pope Any help?

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@British_Airways @AerLingus Flight delayed coming out of Dublin, changed terminal in Heathrow, was instructed to change again, then told flight is gone and so are all personnel from both airlines so left to fend for ourselves. Seriously???

[Vanesa Martinez @dr_zenitram]

We are over 50 people stranded in Heathrow, nobody knows anything and there is no information forthcoming. They knew we were arriving late, but now we are to wait until 4:30 when the desks open

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@ChemistryKit Hope you're feeling OK and you get negative soon!

Also, can you at least try some local food? It's part of the trip, you know

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@coileain Pretty cool alright!!

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@glenpyle Kid #2 will go far.

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@Aly_Meek I'm so sorry

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@Rosewind2007 They are magnificent

[Vanesa Martinez @dr_zenitram]

@ChemistryKit Not the only one. The Portuguese national anthem:

To the weapons, to the weapons
On land and on sea
To the weapons, to the weapons,
For the Motherland fight
Against the cannons march
March

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@TerribleMaps @geek

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@Rosewind2007 Oh no.

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@sellis1808 You are not old, gravity gets us all.

How are you feeling today?

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@TinFoilAwards Best of luck at the trials!

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@queenofcupsbar @MasterChefUK @BBCiPlayer I hope someone gives you your own TV show pronto, you deserve it!

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@ChemistryKit You got it right anyway!

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@sellis1808 You got it.

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@sellis1808 Is there anything we can do for you?

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@glenpyle Oh wow. No words.