Retroboomer

I work the coldest cases in the metaverse

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

@githubstatus Wonder how many companies this is mission-critical for? I guess that's the rub with open source.

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

@matthewstolarz He’s confusing punk for a lot of things, but straight edge in specific

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

@OregonLP @Snowden As a lefty shill I gotta say George Sr. doesn't belong on the war criminal list...at least not for anything he did as president.

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

Sorry guys change of plans...Live Fast Die Old

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

Lake real pain for my sham friends

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

The sincerity with which we celebrate the total failure of our language always gets me
https://t.co/tOBB9Xg1ti

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

Got legitimate chills watching super heavy lift off. Cool-ass time to be alive.

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

miss the good old days of catcalling when I knew if someone was sexually harassing me or just creating content

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

I know I should probably care that Ohio went from being a Sam Pink novel to a Don DeLillo novel but that place is just impossible to give a shit about.

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

@ninaturner Global minimum wage is a thousand times more useful than "Universal Basic Income"

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

@GrittyNHL Damn Gritty...good pull but Philly doesn't need to be any more Millwall

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

I have surrounded myself with yes men

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

@RayPhil10091761 @daniellabruce_ @DetroitRedWings @Lions He'd hit his numbers on up-downs that's for sure

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

I’m begging you algorithms I promise I don’t give a shit about Elon

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

@NathanielBush47 @paulisci Nothing says manly like a bout of trichinosis

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

@fricto Brian May is a shitty astrophysicist

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

@unusual_whales Sweet. Needed some motivation to never eat there.

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

@DemolitionGir13 @ninaturner Fat blue line…

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

Haha remember that time six months ago when dipshits were singing sea shanties and we had savings accounts?

[Retroboomer @dr_zima]

1. My partner got our dog a plush toy puppy while we were out of town. Since giving her the toy, she's embarked on a campaign of psychological warfare where she preferentially feeds and gives attention to the doll in an effort to make the real dog hate the stuffed one.