Hans

Medicine, politics, stupid thoughts.

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

If you haven't figured it out by now, @realDonaldTrump follows the Malcolm Reynolds school of international relations. #firefly #Iran #politics

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Okay fine impeach him

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

Terrifying if true. 50%??

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Little Macron 🇫🇷 started a fight with the Italian PM @GiorgiaMeloni 🇮🇹, so she wiped the floor with him 👇

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

Getting ready to experience this horror in almost a week.

[PizzaCzar @PizzaWanchovies]

Men’s emotional burden stems from this.

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

I will confess I know almost nothing about fashion. I approach my closet each day with fear and confusion. I do find @dieworkwear helpful but I don't know if I want my coworkers to look at me and think "George Costanza".

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Style Lessons from George Costanza

In this thread, I will talk about some dos and don'ts of men's tailoring using one of my favorite style icons, George Costanza. 🧵

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

Did my first advanced split session with @RobinNYC and @onepeloton today and didn't die! However, I now know I use my triceps when washing my hands. Ow.

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

Maybe we should have those with proven leadership success run huge bureaucratic organizations. Not someone looking to coast to a cushy job because they're good at photo-ops. It was clear he didn't take this post seriously when he took months off for paternity leave.

[The Hill @thehill]

Transportation post has become political nightmare for Buttigieg https://t.co/lOhLPCv0RM

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

@curlingpsu @penn_state

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

How can #WhatWeDointheShadows have an episode titled 'Pine Barrens' and it not be a huge #Sopranos spoof?

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

Worked out after all, great fun to be had on the Kissing Tower!

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

Taking our 18m son, Calvin, to @Hersheypark today. First time this year! The initial ride attempt, the carousel, broke down while in line. 2 no shows and 1 sick triceratops trifecta is now in play.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Nation Relieved To No Longer Have To Pretend To Like Soccer
https://t.co/qqCNzETbZw

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

@GRDecter Guess we should stop investing in anything run by a 'bro'. Still haven't learned our lessons from Ferdinand Ward.

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

I may be a humble MBA student, but... *screams into the void*

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

I read the 30 page FTX Bankruptcy court filing.

How bad were FTX's internal controls?

Here are the worst examples 👇

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

Wife bought one box of pancake mix for our son, the other for us (me?) Should I be worried about what this means?
@KodiakCakes @GiantFoodStores #toddler #marriage

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

Should I #tweet more? Probably. But I feel like shouting this into the void: #NightmareAlley kinda sucked. I'm now more concerned if Guillermo del Toro ever gets allowed to make #themountainsofmadness

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

It's like those "I fed a bunch of X into an AI and then had it write one" post where everyone doubles over in laughter at the silliness.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

You want to bring down inflation?

Let’s make sure the wealthiest corporations pay their fair share.

[Prime Video Canada 🇨🇦 @PrimeVideoCA]

🗣 Tell everyone you know: the kings of sketch comedy are back! Watch the trailer for #TheKidsInTheHall, premiering May 13 on Prime Video 🎉

[Hans @Dr_Zuck]

I cancelled my @harrys subscription a year ago when they turned on #Conservatives, glad to send my cash elsewhere, to @JeremysRazors, and finally stop shaving with a rusty spoon.

[Jeremy’s Razors @JeremysRazors]

Stop giving your money to woke corporations. Give it to me instead. https://t.co/0CxiesjCDO