ashley 🎷🐛

the “not” in astronaut

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

Noah and Allie are not real idk if you’ve heard

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

“the notebook is awful cuz it romanticizes cheating” on everyone’s soul i dont give a fuck

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

@Treehouse_ttv get a hobby dude

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

@Treehouse_ttv just learn the fucking difference between watch and warning it is not this difficult 💀

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

@Treehouse_ttv a warning can absolutely entail something that has already happened or is in the process of happening 😭

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

take me back…

[popsee @qopsee99]

Imagine hating me and I’m just talking so much shit about you and spreading evil

[sara @snugtf]

[unwashed hair voice] i’m unlovable

[grrymez @grrymez]

Ill never stop being horny for banana bread

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

@f0nk3m0n then this tweet isnt about you what the fuck 😭😭

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

OH MY GODDDDDDD HE NEEDS TO DIE

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

MY FRIEND’S NOW EX BOYFRIEND I REMEMBER IT NOW

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

this has been in the drafts for months i dont know who its about anymore

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

@King_Javon86 my friend is from there and we are arch enemies

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

when are we as a nation going to wipe the state of missouri off the map

[nora ⭑ @rvgsdelight]

“you’re just tryna be different if you’re team green” CLOCK

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

like genuinely leave markiplier out of this

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

bloodymary sucks #sorry

[ashley 🎷🐛 @dracarycs]

@Jalynne8 my college town has “thunder storm sirens” and actual tornado sirens (the same sound) while my hometown has just tornado sirens. safe to say i heavily overreacted to my first thunderstorm in college

[Paloma McClain @palomamcclain]

Angrboda PLEASE