Tommy “Draco” McGuckin

TEXAS A&M ΠΚΦ ‘94 | Mr. AXO ‘93 | top 1% OF spender | back door enthusiast | brazos county’s most feared

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Dentist told me I grind in my sleep. I told her it never stops #mouthgaurd

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Roomate waking up for work this Wednesday, yes I’m still stewing #syllyweek

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Black ops 2 loading, zombies have been out @HugoGoldenbloom @slimpickle8ooD

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Hoes say they don’t fw beastiality as if I’m not the goat

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

There will never be a what? #boomersooner #ΦΑ

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Stfu and give me your keys #twink

[unknown @varauxk]

the earth gave us weed and mushrooms and ppl still do coke

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Speechless #obliterate

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Our dopamine levels r not the same #chud

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

She let me crack first link not bc she’s a ho I’m just that nigga

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

“dry humping” nothin dry around here partner #TIPSTICKY!!!!!!!!!

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Sometimes the swag gap is too far gone

[high meat enthusiast @HamasCOO]

When you’re dating someone way cooler than you

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

@loosabanned Nigga ripping bumps of grandpas ashes

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Yes we have priorities

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Just porked a mudshark. I need a bath immediately #blackbelt

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Bottle girls are just strippers scared to jump off the porch #shrink

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

The wife put my Peter Millar in the dryer

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

U think the birds gonna appreciate the new piece? #sfg #kidfromakron 🤫🤫

[Chuck “The Ice Man” Liddell @i_love_tweas]

girl i hooked up w last night hittin me w some “im looking for something real” an im looking for a hole to stick my wiener real far into so

[Tommy “Draco” McGuckin @DracoGuks]

Moment was in fact too big #pissdowntheleg #BoomerSooner