laura kressler

fives... a ten is speaking

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

i was just the world’s saddest paul revere to pass the news about dolly to everyone i know

[julia @juumelo_]

this meeting could’ve been a fist fight probably

[laura kressler @dracullaaura]

@theastralj amaze amaze amaze👎

[elly ཐི♱ཋྀ @sirenswfc]

aw hell nah never mind fuck him

[surya @narivaaaal]

@Brie__yonce i want chexy and pork to meet

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum

[Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot]

People who make you take your shoes off when you visit their house. I hope they enjoy their really, really, clean house where everybody feels uncomfortable and everything smells like feet.

[laura kressler @dracullaaura]

@penishorts

[lilo @tlbtisitttbm]

we're gonna see tarris...anya...
ZANE BOODRAM AND WYATT HAYES AND LUCA HAAS

[wes @w3s_world]

heated rivalry but it’s the savannah bananas and the party animals

[laura kressler @dracullaaura]

next season @officialdwts i’m going to need to see @nglwithkylie on the show🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Kansas City Zoo & Aquarium @KansasCityZoo]

Hey @tkelce,
You knew what you wanted and, boy, you gOTTER. Congratulations on your engagement! ❤️

Photos by Darcy, animal care team lead

[nat ❤️‍🔥 @taycurlss]

Oh look at me I’m Travis Kelce. I play for the Kansas City Chiefs. I won 3 super bowls. I’m currently one of the best tight ends in NFL history. I’m marrying Taylor Swift.
Fuck you.

[b cunningham @BurdsIVue]

taylor is never skipping cleveland on a tour again and that means we are all winners today

[mermaidmusin 🧜‍♀️ PHOEBE IS BACK 🗣️ @mermaidmusin]

anyways Tom Holland and Travis Kelce word for word give me your EXACT prayer

[laura kressler @dracullaaura]

pov ur taylor swift walking down the isle

[ρєтєя ηкυяυηzιzα @that_nkurunziza]

Too much talk from a guy that will never be married.

[Meagan ❄️ @atlmeagsnow]

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

[asia b. @asiapplebomb]

I’m probably in the small minority of people who watch Abbott Elementary and It’s Always Sunny 😭