jo

pro vegan, fitness pro; she/they

[jo @draculor]

https://t.co/nqeyOSV28R

[jo @draculor]

can’t believe I had to walk my husband through Planet of the Bass lore today

[jo @draculor]

Something amazing is happening near Penn Station and it’s the tie-dye crowd seeing Phish at MSG crossing paths with the sequin crowd catching the train to see Beyoncé

[People @people]

Alan Cumming Goes Totally Nude in New PETA Campaign — See His Cheeky Ad (Exclusive) https://t.co/LSnrxnysvX

[jo @draculor]

The problem is that this is exactly what I am like doing karaoke

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

the roots have had to put up with so much

[jo @draculor]

Ultimately I married G because when there’s a moth in the rented vacation house at 1:30am he gently uses a wine glass to escort them safely outside into the night

[jo @draculor]

nobody will go to the bushwick perpetual stew with me :(

[jo @draculor]

Also: this entire sequence

[jo @draculor]

The most unhinged songs I have played in my spin classes this year (so far): Toxic Pony, Reba McEntire's 'Fancy,' LiLo's 'Rumors,' 'Zero to Hero' from Disney's Hercules, and the entirety of my M3GAN theme ride

[jo @draculor]

Idea: Single Dangly Earring Exchange. When the statement earrings only come in pairs, you can find a likeminded queer to go splitsies with.

[jo @draculor]

Why are we so beset? Stop besetting us!!!

[jo @draculor]

Oh snap

[jo @draculor]

My new year's resolution is to do A Little Bit Alexis at karaoke

[jo @draculor]

There are dozens of us

[OnStage Blog @OnstageBlog]

Give us a revival of 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'. Give it to us now! ❤️

[jo @draculor]

Update: it’s amazing

[jo @draculor]

Bring me the vegan crunchwrap

[jo @draculor]

We closed our windows but, perhaps, too late

[jo @draculor]

Hmm this air seems….bad

[jo @draculor]

I am pleased to report that the Car Alarm Mockingbird is back

[Charlie Not Charles @ch_arrowood]

shameful. he wouldn’t even exist without unions