Draekli☻

keep it cool 🪳

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Fast food employees who won’t give you extra sauce.

[trash jones @jzux]

some days you gotta just set your brain to crockpot mode (cooking on low for 4-10 hours)

[tyro 🎲 @tyro1k]

the a in her name stands for always right

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

no rizz i’m just extremely mean to men n they think im playing hard to get

[val💋 @xovalerie_]

hearing "don’t start" gives me a thrill, makes me wanna start 😍

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

“you’ll never find a guy like me”

bro i know like 32 broke dudes.

[trash jones @jzux]

i shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. i should get to stare out the window all day like a cat

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

Why be Barbie and Ken when we can be Morticia and Gomez

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

I have OHD, Obsessive Halloween Disorder

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am feeling chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

nobody:

the worst man you've ever dealt with at 12:06am: Hey, hope you've been well

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

everyone: i'm sad summer is almost over

me:

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i’d love to give benjamin franklin a handful of these

[may jailer @sampadillaa_]

im telling fafsa yall saw drake

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5 lb dumbbell

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

stop assuming i need a man, a man is the easiest thing to get. I NEED 100Bands