Darby Raffel

A lame accountant in Wisconsin

[Grant Bilse @WiscoGrant]

Xavier ❌ McKinney

[Darby Raffel @draff11]

@MicrosoftTeams can u plz share your background noise cancelling technology with @Apple ????? Phone calls and voicemails are literally unbearable with any background noise 😩

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

The person in charge of making sure the #LoveIsBlindLive Reunion runs properly:

[Rob Reischel @robreischel]

Jeff Kind, a Hall of Famer and one of the winningest girls basketball coaches in Wisconsin history, resigned Monday after 30 years at @MHSGirlsBall. Full story here with a few pics from the last 20 years.
https://t.co/OpB6hhUftV

[Rob Reischel @robreischel]

ALL BIG 8 BOYS BB
SECOND TEAM
Logan Raffel, @MHSBallers
Quinton Lomack Jr., @LAFAthletics
Massi Malterer, @MEAthletics
Tre Miller, @JVLParkerBBB
Darius Chestnut, @SPHSBasketball
Jeffrey Brown, @WestRegents
Andrew Murphy, @VeronaBoysBB
Marcus Devalk, @CraigAthletics
#wisbb

[Darby Raffel @draff11]

@JRaffel1 @ me

[Sam Dekker @dekker]

I love Wisconsin, I love Wisconsin sports. This state is so special. Everyone shares success together

Go crazy.

[Rob Reischel @robreischel]

The @MHS_Cardinals boys basketball team has high hopes — if they have a season. #wisbb
https://t.co/mn5NcPAnHv

[Darby Raffel @draff11]

U ever have ur AirPods in when ur takin a whiz and get severe anxiety when u lean over the bowl to flush??? Same

[Darby Raffel @draff11]

@kate_your_mate Yessss 100%. Pick n save has an off brand one (as opposed to the Trader Joe’s one) - simple truth organic brand! 👌🏼

[Darby Raffel @draff11]

@LeslieMac @eliza__lizard A church is a business because it is a charity.... a charity is a business. Have you ever heard of a not-for-profit organization....? This tweet is so stupid lmao

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

.@notthefakeSVP continues to honor those who had their seasons cut short.

Nothing like a #SeniorNight sendoff 👏

[Seema @seemathewombat]

I’m a Dr.

I’m about to separate from my family within my home for ?? months.

So that I can keeping treating you, whilst trying to keep my family safe.

It hurts.

No hugs from my girls, no cuddles from my partner.

PLS socially distance NOW, to make my sacrifice worth it.

[Paul Rouse @paulrouse11]

If I have to give up my senior season of college baseball for someone to get to spend 10+ more years with their grandparents or a baby gets to live a full happy life, then take it away. It’s not about you

[Darby Raffel @draff11]

Ugh, some things are bigger than sports. But this makes my heart hurt for my girls and all the other seniors out there 🥺 these are crazy times

[Rob Reischel @robreischel]

And there it is ... the WIAA has ended the winter sports seasons as the girls basketball state tournament and boys sectionals/state tournament won't be played.

[Darby Raffel @draff11]

@JRACKER24 Pervert

[Nathaniel Stinnett @NCStinn]

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.

People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.

Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.

People: No way.

[Darby Raffel @draff11]

@jimmyjohns wow this is freaky fast.....

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.