me & @plan_bri have been best friends for 15 years and today is the day i’m finally meeting her “sister” that I have convinced myself is fake. let’s see how this plays out.
living in a house where your bedroom is an a-frame loft is 10/10 aesthetic. but 0/10 when you’re changing the bedsheets and keep banging your fking head on the ceiling
my sister watching me fold my laundry: “that’s cute” “that’s mine” “you can have that” “i’ve been looking for that” “i need that back” “aw i remember that”
usually come to twitter when I feel earthquakes. but i ain’t seein nothin on here . 2 big jolts in 20 min, felt/sounded like a truck hit my building or a sonic boom...
AM I TRIPPEN?! are y’all awake yet?!
been saying “bro” way too many times ironically that it became apart of my daily vocabulary to the point where I called my GENERAL MANAGER “bro” when he asked me to work a double.
I will now pass away.