danica khrystyne

fre sha vaca do

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

@Damianizm hehe I am excite

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

just upgraded my phone from an 8 to a 13. idk how tf to with this thing. halp. #wheresthehomebutton

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

I could literally walk faster

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

this is why i could never live in LA

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

SELLING TWO TICKETS TO NEXT WEEKENDS SOLD OUT SHOW! SUNDAY 5/15! DM ME!! 🤩🤩🤩

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

One thing about 3pm is she is the end of the day

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

me & @plan_bri have been best friends for 15 years and today is the day i’m finally meeting her “sister” that I have convinced myself is fake. let’s see how this plays out.

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

on today’s episode of “this is 30”: found myself looking for walkable bookstores instead of bars.

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

working 11-11 on weekends takes some some typa fucking breed of person. not ready to do it all over again today.

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

living in a house where your bedroom is an a-frame loft is 10/10 aesthetic. but 0/10 when you’re changing the bedsheets and keep banging your fking head on the ceiling

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

my sister watching me fold my laundry: “that’s cute” “that’s mine” “you can have that” “i’ve been looking for that” “i need that back” “aw i remember that”

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

hello 2022

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

do you take a selfie at a low angle after getting ready for work to see what your tables see or are you normal

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

living in a loft in an old ass building across the street from the ocean is for suuuuure the place you want to be when there are earthquakes

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

usually come to twitter when I feel earthquakes. but i ain’t seein nothin on here . 2 big jolts in 20 min, felt/sounded like a truck hit my building or a sonic boom...

AM I TRIPPEN?! are y’all awake yet?!

[ℜ𝔢𝔶 @reyydrew]

my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a 2 hour break

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

been saying “bro” way too many times ironically that it became apart of my daily vocabulary to the point where I called my GENERAL MANAGER “bro” when he asked me to work a double.

I will now pass away.

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

worked 16 out of 17 days straight. most days were 10 to 12 hour shifts. got a massage this morning AND WHEN I TELL YOU HOW HARDDDDD I NEEDED THAT. I—

[danica khrystyne @draffica]

there is no pain quite like ripping off a loose knit shirt and having your nose ring get stuck in it