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Our Heat Tracking Tool is now live!

Check it out track player form + consistency

https://t.co/BpQBBrn7NH

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@jaycaspiankang Isn’t it very likely their R16 game will be at Azteca in Mexico City?

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Ladies and gentleman… we did it. Incredibly addictive stupid little simulation.

https://t.co/xvxp561foz

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Link to episode here:

https://t.co/f2nkZiYud5

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We did a WC jersey draft… who won?

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Gonna be some rather sad games in this World Cup where those fading legends who cannot accept they are fading, but remain surrounded by a pretty tragic cult of celebrity, discover they are no longer at the level in a boiling hot World Cup

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Julian Alvarez should announce he’s joining whoever wins the CL final…

That way he can go to PSG and Arsenal fans can have another reason to get their hopes up and be disappointed.

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I genuinely don’t think Jonathan Tah would start for Crystal Palace.

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I’m not one of those anti-VAR guys, but sending these refs to the monitor where they overturn the call 99% of the time is laughable, why even bother?

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Given that the title might go down to G/D surely this would be a bit of an L for Man City if they only manage to score 1 on Burnley…

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NEW EP!

a lot of bottle talk and relegation talk… waivers DGW aftermath etc.

https://t.co/xVh4ZzmuyY

https://t.co/om1Wuyr3aC

https://t.co/KPXj7uQDFY

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My entire wellbeing this weekend depends on this Leeds clean sheet.

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@oeste https://t.co/evOZyE5UhU

You want to hop on a podcast and make fun of this Tottenham fan?

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Bayern is falling for one of the classic CL blunders… which is never get in a boat race with Real Madrid.

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Blank and Double GW schedule:

🔥DGW33 🔒
- 2 fix for BOU, BHA, BUR, CHE, LEE, MCI

❄️BGW34🔒
- 0 fix for BOU, BHA, BUR, CHE, LEE, MCI

🔥DGW36❓
- almost certainly 2 fix for MCI
- very likely 2 fix for CRY
- slim chance of 2 fix for BOU

🔥DGW37❓
- slim chance of 2 fix for CRY
- slimmer chance of 2 fix for MCI

❄️BGW37❓
- slim chance of 0 fix for BOU

So in GWs 36+37, we'll either get:
- MCI & CRY Double in GW36 (around 90% likely)
- MCI & BOU Double in GW36, CRY Double in GW37 and BOU Blank in GW37
- MCI & CRY Double in GW37

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NEW EPISODE. You know the drill!

New Episode - talking injuries + developments

https://t.co/UBTJFpwyw7

https://t.co/I8WGM8fKGu

https://t.co/SGgwVjHGAA

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Salah ain’t beating the ‘Monstars stole his talent’ allegations this season is he?

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

It’s mad that Italy were dogshit for a decade, then out of nowhere they peaked during Euro 2020 just to cockblock England out of their first trophy since 66, then straight back to being absolute wank again 😭

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My household is in shambles rn…

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

the Chappell Roan business must be a nightmare for people that love both high-energy theatrical popstars and deep-lying playmakers

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Pick at random an EPL CL goal keeper and this likely applies to them…

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Never put him in goal again