Drafty Bastard

My name is mud.
My words belong to me and me alone, not my employer.

[SleeperHoops @Sleeper_Hoops]

KLAY THOMPSON IS A MIAMI HEAT 🤯

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

@fakeftedd Just a little, quick, call?

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

I've watched this a dozen times.

[Ideal Lady @Ideallady5]

Watch Grandpa turn opening a beer into a full golf highlight 😂
The magnet pops it, the little golfer bins the cap. Retirement goals. 🍻⛳

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

@klem1544 Chest cramps-> shortness of breath. No evidence of cardiac event. Back to baseline again.

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

I'm not to easy to kill. I'm fat, but durable.

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

@radioactivered @NixAshes This man has a humiliation fetish and I refuse to believe otherwise.

[King Of Mopar 🏁🚗 @KingOfMopar1]

TWIN TURBO 2,000HP Dodge Viper

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

@azzoofyy @TheRealIotola @PoorPrepper2112 @_SILLYGOOSE_ofl @ImWickedJess @JexiumIslandJem I bet it sounds like a door stop when somebody slaps at it. Boiinnngggggggrrrrrr.

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

@Derpshrk Dude, I'm not sure I'm ready for the level of consciousness this guy is functioning on.

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

There are fucking geniuses in my zip code and we are not harnessing their powers. This guy knows what the fuck is up.

[R @RR49125138]

God dam america I @ salvation army stor on Allen Rd in allen park michigan early 1990s I lookn @ record LP's homogay man approach he talk about asia song heat of moment he creepy ther a black woman nerby she thought so 2 she woodve Ben my witness but I didn't get her involved

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

@LouisvilleGun Man...that's so cool.

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

@appmountains @azzoofyy It's trying so hard to be a real boy. I can feel the effort from here.

[R @RR49125138]

Jesus in the hood

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

@MuscleandMercy I'm good man, just pooped. All my time off ends up being busier than my actual work days.

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

I'm so tired man. There's just no gas left in my tank.

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

@TheBaconFather @SheSaysBadWords I took an autistic dog for a walk. It counts.

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

If you had circumcision as a midterm issue, collect your massive winnings.

[Drafty Bastard @DraftyBastard]

@TheBaconFather I'm notably bad at it.

[The Bonfire @TheBonfireSXM]

ISLAND BOY VS DWARF (FULL FIGHT) https://t.co/jU9KRjiq68

[𝓛𝔂𝓷𝓷 𝓙𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓪𝓷 @_LynnJordan]

Just got done texting with my friend & Cane Corso expert @StackEmUpAgain, trying to get a plan together to save this beautiful boy from being euthanized due to someone’s ignorance & neglect. He’s still a baby at a year old. Located at Dallas Animal Services. Contact info. on pict