John 🆗

Rarely serious and occasionally funny.

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@DudespostingWs I was able to find two matching socks this morning.

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@Kaizerrev @AnthonyCumia Poor Gino can’t go anywhere without people getting slapped

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@ronsterd89 I see at least 3 hours of straight busy signal

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@DudespostingWs His kids are having wood pellets for breakfast

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@ClarksonsFarm1 The flowers are fitting

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@patsajak Well then we’d be acting like snapdragons

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@DisrespectedThe It’s the Santa Rosa Shuffle

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@OccupyDemocrats How many kids are getting plastic surgery these days ?

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@yannispappas Anal?

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@JimNorton Definitely AI

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@marknorm That’s not B roll

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@patsajak The letters are fighting back.

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@patsajak You put the Alpha in alphabet.

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@JimNorton After seeing Denvarians, I’m hoping you’re going to John Denver

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@ConanOBrien It’s some sort of weird O’Popeye

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@FINALLEVEL When the rare should be common

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@rickygervais Hope it works out for you

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@iamrodneysmith @Delta @AmericanAir Give this man first class

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@MrGeorgeWallace I bet this killed on Bluesky

[John 🆗 @draftypants]

@MrGeorgeWallace You look stupid commenting blindly on her post. If you read it, you’d see the humanity regardless of your political views.

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@JoeListComedy I took a Bayer aspirin and farted in a phone booth once.