Sarah

[Sarah @dragon_slayer44]

Does anyone else remember charging their mom's digital camera before going to a sleepover?

[Sarah @dragon_slayer44]

@ameliadyson8 😏

[Sarah @dragon_slayer44]

"Fuck a sugar daddy, gimme a weed daddy"

[Sarah @dragon_slayer44]

@GABIANCA23 yoo! I should update my phone... ;)

[Sarah @dragon_slayer44]

In need of a mid-eye roll emoji.

[Sarah @dragon_slayer44]

Jk this isn't humming anymore. She's straight up throat singing.

[Sarah @dragon_slayer44]

Chick has to choose the seat next to me to hum both loudly and out of tune

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

*wakes up*
Where's the coffee?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Tattooing was illegal in South Carolina until 2004.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There is an A.I. that makes telemarketers believe they are talking to a real person, wasting as much of their time and money as possible.

[Sarah @dragon_slayer44]

When you only remember to water yourself and not your plants

[Sarah @dragon_slayer44]

When you watch spy movies and get insecure

[Jason MMRRRaz @jason_mraz]

If you stare into the fridge long enough, dinner will make itself.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The militia that has taken over an Oregon wildlife reserve has been given 55 gallons of lubricant by the maker of “Cards Against Humanity.”