the Noble Shinobi.

Normal human man having normal, reasonable reactions to the events transpiring in front of him

[MAGE @magemixx]

doing anything for the first month at a new job

[j @joyci_schecter]

Job that pays minimum wage asking me for a cover letter

[Carry The Fire @thovght_crimes]

*GETS ST*BBED AT MY FAVORITE FISHING SPOT*

911 operator: i need your exact location

Me: nevermind

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

Chinese just need to make a CRISPR clone of Altman’s sister and he’ll be more compromised than a McDonald’s wifi network

[josh 📈 @oldviennalager]

had the thought this afternoon id love to have a coffee that does the opposite of what a coffee does. like just winds you down a bit. then realized that from a great distance i was approaching the concept of a beer

[🦃 U n i m a x x e r 🦃 @unirespecter]

>no change
>also no debit or credit cards

How about you go fuck yourself you bunch of con artists

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

please let him do this #pleaselethimdothis

[conor @conor_brn]

This must feel absolutely incredible

[Gattsu 🇬🇪 @GattsuYT]

Just invested $10,000 in NVIDIA. The confidence it takes to think a spy loves you shows me that Jensen Huang is a lion who will run the company well.

[the Noble Shinobi. @dragon_sniper25]

@QuantK22 this club has needed a proper shithouser for a while

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

havent jacked off in 3 days i almost nutted in my pants during the racially motivated TSA patdown

[jess @abolish_jess]

i fear he would capture my nuances in a way i’d find bone-chilling 😭

[peter lane @peterlanee]

they’re saying the new starbucks braised short rib grilled cheese is made out of the original paul mccartney

[kurr 🇵🇸 @Kurr_da_goat]

a-level politics is one of the most evil institutions in the history of this once great nation

[Leah K @Komugisha_Leah]

Accidentally became important at work

[beenba rito @RozanovStrife]

this actually genuinely being a moment that shook the deviled egg community…

[BG @bgvitofive]

when u peeling the orange and it keep squirting on u #woah #chillma

[Dayo 다여 @Dayo_Korea]

@Footysm We are lucky he stuck to football and is not running a nuclear powered country