Susan

Help people for a living. Despair of willful ignorance. Prefer absolutely ridiculous to absolutely boring. Chronically late.

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If you didn’t listen to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald today, are you even Canadian? #RIPGordonLightfoot

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When you realize you chose the Disney villain. #thebachelorette #afterthefinalrose

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Alberta is the Arkansas of Canada.

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I missed reading Christina Lauren’s Twice in a Blue Moon when it came out, so I haven’t yet told @netflix that it needs to be a movie. Like, get things rolling tomorrow? Ok, thx

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@JoTrainChoo 🤣 our cable feed in Canada came from Detroit. I’ve got Mel Farr Superstar, Father and Sons we’ll do it all and Dietrich furs jingles in my head for life!
My kids also ask why anyone would take any of these meds with all of this side effects!

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@JoTrainChoo Ask your doctor if this medicine is right for you is the adult version of putting sugary cereals at kid height in the grocery store.

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When starting a new puzzle, the amount of guilt I feel when I leave pieces together that come attached out of the box is not commensurate with the crime.

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@texastonja Will need to see those velvet crops. I’m cataloguing them in my head with velvet shorts and velvet bikinis.

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@jamiesrule Obviously not all of you ❤️ But...I do think there is a reason that stereotype exists for the rest of the world.

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I love scientists, I do, but the worst mistake they made at the beginning of this was to tell Americans (!) that wearing a mask would keep OTHERS safe. Have you not met Americans? #COVID19

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@texastonja Those are all pretty practical! My targeted ads are clearly appealing to my want-don’t-need side.

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I love a good Venn diagram.

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So happy for my family and friends that live in the US, and happy not to have to hear, think and/or worry about the US every day for many months to come.

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@realDonaldTrump You know that there are statistics that disprove literally all of your statements, right? 7/10 of the states with the highest violent crime rates per 100K are led by Republican governors.

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@thecool_table Don’t tell me anything bad about him yet, bc I did too. Give me a day to enjoy my crush before all of your dream-destroying.

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Thankful to live in Canada today and every day. Look at all of these ‘socialist’ countries up here in the top 10. Give it a try USA, you might love it. #Canada #Grateful https://t.co/7BrP5Lfvqh

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Find someone who supports your life decisions the way this Starbucks barista supports my order. Ginger molasses cookie? Ooooo! Yes, girl!

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@taterbug160 My ❤️! Love Patrick

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@JoTrainChoo She looks pretty comfy and confident up there for a dog that isn’t allowed on the bed 😆