🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟

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[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

Your daily diamond report from THE JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST:

DeBeers launched a low-key campaign to re-rarify natural diamonds for the retail customer thereby plunging the lab grown diamond (LGD) market into a chaos and thinking the completely destroyed the market for Moissanite companies. HOWEVER, in the year-long "diamond" market chaos, natural diamonds market waited out the financial hit (smart move) as lab-grown dealers appeared to edge them out in sales and thought they'd own the market forevermore. Au contraire, ye fools. Meanwhile Moissanites (almost non-existent in naturals, massively produced in labs) brought their prices to bare bottom and sold millions - shop Amazon bc of easy return. LGD and Moissanites are available in sterling and gold. I paid an astronomical but reasonable price for 1.5 carat LGD in sterling at WAL-MART because I needed an on-hand baseline for distinguishing without a loupe. The Brilliance collection is matching the quality of naturals in a stunning way so check them out. This whole clusterfuck has created a cross contamination of stones that will test positive with a medium range priced diamond tester. Its absolute Greek God Pandora's Box opened releasing Chaos level. Wow. Diamond testers that distinguish between natural diamonds and Moissanites are very expensive. But what about diamond testers that distinguish between natural diamonds and lab grown diamonds? 😹 Lab-grown diamonds should have an inscription in the girdle as should Moissanites. But fuck that bc rules were made to be broken and counterfeiting in jewelry and antiquities is expected. PIVOT. Where we are today: LGD have applied same merchandising technique as natural diamond dealers - they suddenly high-bumped prices. LMAO, but Blue Nile has been criticized for over-pricing their LGD but they're strategy is working. They stayed steady and made bank - they let the mass market work around them not them working around the end-user customer. The economy is in the shitter and has been going in that direction since 2023 so Blue Nile is attracting both ends of the spectrum and they're thrilled. Meanwhile x deux, cubic zirconia producers have been producing finer quality cuts and colors making them nearly comparable in appearance to natural diamonds and not moving the needle on the diamond tester. CZ's, Moissanites and diamonds all dazzle one to stupidity with those sneaky ultra bright case lights (burned my retinas ffs) And.... ENTER SPINELS. They're expensive af. "GRAY SPINEL" have stunning color. I can't with the whole "colorless". In this post, "color" refers only to the already established color range for the clear stones by the ppl who own the grading system (DeBeers or GIA?), not "fancies".

LBD, Moissanites and CZs will be eye clean. THE ONLY QUESTION I HAVE IS - (much to the horror of naturals producers): WHEN ARE LGD & MOISSANITE PRODUCERS GOING TO GET THE FORMULA JUST RIGHT TO GROW IN THOSE "CARBON DEPOSITS" AND NOT EXACTLY THE SAME IN EVERY "BATCH"? (gasp! A stupid in America is on to us ahead of the campaign launch begin employee inquisition!). I'm thinking it already happened. I have so many observational things I could share, but this post is already too long. You wanna know who I am? I'm the dumpster diver who you think doesn't know a gahdang thing as I watch you sell off those $18k pieces for $40. My favorite customer is the one who unloads their precious gems out of resentment. Duh. That's a massive self own. 😂 The gemstones know their value and don't change one but in spirit as transfers of ownership occur.

Diamonds and jewelry business is shady af and I wouldn't have it any other way. Don't call me unethical when I was literally created by the military industrial complex. Im a Glow Zone Boomer. We all are. ⚛️

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Wow. That's an entire existential crisis type question.

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@SpillTheMemes Its a long list. I would assume control of that device

Don't fear the reaper
Charlie don't surf
Shipping Up to Boston
Rebel Rebel - Ricki Lee Jones
Chuck E's in Love
Father Figure
Dancing in Heaven
Kashmir
Houses of the Holy

Just everything

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@olivera_1000 @SpillTheMemes I like the "Whatever" background vocals on that.

[Penne Mezze @MezzePenne44]

@SpillTheMemes U2.... It's a Beautiful Day!

[J.R. Paguia @RedM3Pilot]

@SpillTheMemes https://t.co/TBVuOxSwk1

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@DanielFahnbull2 @Gooddlovee @Gail01858490527 @realTrevorLe @PhoebeCT10 @TaylorH0F @wen10x_good @RobKenn39827083 @sovereign_livin @WisPoliticsGal @DannyMallaburn @bowers1088 Fair enough. I'm just salty. 😂

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

😂 you already bought bots lmfao to feed Big Need For Internet Simulated Validation. Please rate your satisfaction on the 1-5 star scale, with 5 indicating "Supremely happy that I found way too to validate all my stupidity" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

What is the internet if not for
self-serving monetary exploitation system for propaganda e-terrorists of every kind?

Also, that's not humility. It's bloated pride. Is it on your vitae? The piece of paper where you catalog your life milestones and feel good about bc you lied? Aka Facebook. Yeah. Not having it today. I'm wrecking bullshit today with a sledgehammer so my military industrial complex guys get more contracts. Step out the way, coming through to fix the fg mess the Commie Dems made.

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@2A_W3ND1G0 Communism is stunningly stupid murderous trash. I need a coffee cup that says "Communists are retarded" with image of smiling American sniper.

*watches X ppl lose their
shit-for-brains minds*

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@WallStreetApes The space between right now and correcting the plan as Elon suggests is going to take at least a year. If you're struggling right now, don't wait for a govt rescue bc that's what it will be - waiting. I have a lot to say but I'm character limited for some reason and that's ok.

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@WallStreetApes Its too late.

I heard an ad promoting "Refi" - don't do it. Walk away from that house. "Refi" is a govt approved Ponzi scheme to give you false hope. If you're paying 29% on max'd out credit cards and it's more than 1, with 2 car notes, student loans, etc then EVERYONE is f'd

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@SpillTheMemes I feel like I don't understand Sacred Heart of Jesus Keanu

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

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[Angelia🤪 @KyAngel72]

@SpillTheMemes

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@GuntherEagleman Hey. No problem.😹

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@SpillTheMemes 😂😂 I feel like that guy

[Mossad Commentary @MOSSADil]

Trump banned Somalians from entering the US.

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@SpillTheMemes Fred wins again today!

[daniel hanuka📟 🇮🇱 @LionsOfZion_ORG]

BREAKING: After over 600 days, the bodies of hostages Gadi Haggai (72) and Judy Weinstein Haggai (70) were recovered in a military operation and returned to Israel. Both were murdered and abducted from Nir Oz on Oct 7. May their memory be a blessing.

[🌟JUILLIARD TRAINED GEMOLOGIST🌟 @DragonFireSauce]

@LionsOfZion_ORG G-d is Great!