Techni👾dragonfly

🔮A real spooky girl is spooky all year around.🔮

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

I truly believe, that Jonothan Bon Jovi has written all of his songs in a state of sleep depriven hysteria. We are hearing the diary of a homeless grown man with an alpha male and victim mentality. He is a menace to society.

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

"How is the soup"
Me:

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

I want to have a puppy shower, like a baby shower but instead I just show you all the dog I am getting and you all bring my dog gifts. And we can play games like, guess the breed and pick a name. I will make you all snacks. Can I do this?
#puppy #doggy #dog #puppies #puppyshower

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

Maybe the reason I'm so stupid is because I don't run away from the microwave after pushing start like my high school history teacher used to tell us to do.

#radiation #makessense #idobdumb #stupid

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

Sometimes I just wanna be this specific Ford Ranger driving thru the internets. Is that really so bad?
#Truck #fordranger #goals

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

Why doesn't my cat ever want to hold my hand 😔☹
#cats #CatsOfTwitter #sad

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

What i think about watermelon:
Amazing
Beautiful
Gorgeous
Thicc af
Delicious
Wonderful
Fruit of my dreams.

#watermelon #love #watermelonboyiloveyouuuuuu

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Schools can't even control lice, you think they can control Covid-19.

[David Carson @PDPJ]

Two girls just walked past us told the cops to suck their dick then pointed to us and told us to report it OK

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

Since Trump decided to cause absolute chaos yesterday with those peaceful protestors so he could get pictures and video for his propaganda team, I figured I'd add a few more clips from the event...you know...just to see if they'd want to use this version instead.

[Holly Lee @LeeHolly81]

@realDonaldTrump Trump is the manifestation of the ugliness in US!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! 🇺🇸

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

A great nation is not judged by its number of billionaires or corporate tax breaks. It's judged by how we treat our most vulnerable people.

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

Me in Owl Form

#AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions #ACNH

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

Everybodys google searches are about to look like:
"things i should get while quarantined"
"things that are usueful while quarantined"
"what are some nice things to do while quarantined"
#COVIDー19 #coronapocolypse. #coronavirus #COVID19 #QuarantineAndChill

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

P&G is jumping in their piles of cash like Uncle Scrooge right now.
#COVIDー19 #toiletpapercrisis #panicshopping

[𝐴𝑞𝑢𝑎 𝑇𝑜𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑎🍒 @cherrygrenadee]

One thing I realized is that if you use @JeffreeStar eyeshadow once/have a palette, you will never touch any other brand again because boss bitch really did PERFECT eyeshadow

[Slimecicle🦠 @Slimecicle]

they are

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🗞🐟 🐡🥂🐳

sofishticated

[Techni👾dragonfly @DragonflyTechni]

So today i found out people really do be putting beans in blenders.... I also found out my bean masher is in fact a potato masher.
Todays been wild.
#January28 #Hispanos #ethnic #problems #growinguphispanic