Dott Chavez

[SHARON @SharonMo15]

OMG give her some of that cecred 💔

[TonyDaDome @TonyDaDome]

Whenever Jay-Z & Beyonce appears happy, it disgusts so many weirdos..😂

[💚 @surfallah]

Yall tryna find something to complain about after realizing it wasn’t a wig.

[hovi 💎 @holahovitaaa]

Beyonce detangling Jay’s hair and doing his cornrows, holy black love!!!

[Idris Idahosa 🇰🇪 & 🇲🇹 @ASuruni]

Dr. Sankale (vet) yesterday discovered that “recovery from anesthesia” is a two-way agreement… and the lion apparently didn’t sign it.

One minute it was “vitals are stable,” next minute it was “why is everyone suddenly inside their cars?”

No injuries reported, just a rapid reminder that in wildlife medicine, confidence and chaos are often separated by about 3 seconds of silence.

The lion is back in charge of being a lion. The vets are back in charge of rethinking their life choices.

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

Everyone when you start doing what’s best for you instead of what’s convenient for them.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I went back in time and circumcised baby Hitler as revenge for the holocaust but little did I know he would blame the Jews for his missing foreskin and carry a life long grudge leading to, you guessed it, the holocaust

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

arch na nusu mamaee

[Owhiskey🇰🇪 @Owhiskey]

First in my bloodline to see biryani and Rongai in the same sentence

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Kama umetoka Mount Kenya region unajua how tasteless the food from that area huwa. Wakikuyu hupika haraka ndio waende wakatafute pesa.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

You guys are mean 😭😭😭😭

[Aisha @Aishafierce4]

So Drake invented cornrows?

[$ᵉˣ ᵈʳᵘᵍ$ ˡⁱᶠᵉ @fcckjulius]

speaking of tubi.. 😭😭😭 this shit still got me crying laughing

[Kenya Shipyards Limited @KenyaShipyards]

Offshore Patrol Vessel (OPV) KCGS Doria Undocks from Mombasa Shipyard

KCGS Doria, owned by @OfficialKCGS (KCGS), has successfully undocked from the Mombasa Shipyard.

Stretching from Somalia in the north to Tanzania in the south along the Western Indian Ocean, the Kenyan coastline and the inland waters bring the total maritime area to 255,420 km² — nearly half of Kenya’s landmass.

@OfficialKCGS enforces maritime law, ensures safety, combats smuggling/piracy and protects marine resources. The successful completion of scheduled under water works and preventive maintenance works represents safer seas for fishermen, secure trade routes for businesses and stronger enforcement to boost national GDP.

#HekoKSL
#HekoKCGS

[Limo @Limorio_]

Siet, we try again next week.

[Makula Pictures @makulapictures]

Dear wedding DJ.

Luther Vandross’ Dance with My Father is about longing for a deceased father. Playing it while the father is literally standing there dancing with the bride is a strange contextual mismatch.

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Mansa Mayi @MTshwete]

Keir Starmers reasons for resigning are usually the ones South African politicians launch a presidential bid on

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

“ohhhh bet”

Vans reacts to Pharrell’s new Louis Vuitton Combi sneaker

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend