Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈

she/he • Indian • butch • ~lispian crouch~ || Anti-Caste.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

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@packloafer The babiest to ever do it

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

@packloafer Omgggg incredible stunning gorgeous

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@packloafer NOT ENOUGH ACTUALLY

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

Tfw you snap and accidentally destroy lex’s new city so your boyfriend needs to bail you out

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

Some of them are just announcing theyll be closed over a weekend or a sunday. NOT the same. I do NOT care. Canberra embassy being closed on a random tuesday was what made it so funny

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

More embassies are now trying to announce dates when theyll be closed but this is just trying to steal valour. Much like barbenheimer, finland embassy in canberra being closed on nov 10th was an organic meme that cannot be manufactured or recreated

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

jensen huang and his 3 weed smoking mistresses

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

happy for her 💜💜💜

[Mansi @im_mansigupta]

Arranged marriage prevalence in a country that doesn't recognise marital rape is rape culture

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

been feeling that weird sort of "THERES SOMETHING YOU NEED TO DO RIGHT NOW" anxiety all day and i was like ????? i dont have anything urgent??? and then i realised its bc ive had some chicken breast in the fridge for a couple of days that i need to cook today so it doesnt go bad

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His bugs bunny ass was shouting directions from the cuck chair probably like could we all not already sense this vibe

[loop 🖖🏼🍸🩸 @inherentsubtext]

are we actually shook by the alan alda polite swinger allegations. my reaction was just "yeah that sounds like something alan alda would do"

[loop 🖖🏼🍸🩸 @inherentsubtext]

are we actually shook by the alan alda polite swinger allegations. my reaction was just "yeah that sounds like something alan alda would do"

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

@packloafer I dont have to do a lot of group projects but my friend does for her mba and apparently every time like 80% of the group will say theyre too scared to be part of presenting it and its so baffling to me! At your big age????

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

@dvkevilair So they feel the need to justify why they dont want to watch particular things bc they feel like theyre OBLIGATED to just bc its queer/has characters of colour etc and so they make their justification based on some other identity politics bs eg “all white” “both femmes” etc

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@dvkevilair Its bc all these people think media consumption is actual activism

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

Ok this is so funny

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang allegedly had a third affair, according to a report from Reuters.

All three of his alleged affairs exposed so far this week have been with a suspected Chinese spy, an executive, and another employee at the company.

(https://t.co/rtxXpOj8xE)

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

Dick GAYson
JayDAUGHTER Todd
Tim DYKE
Stephanie BIPOC
THEY/THEMIAN Wayne
Duke THOTmas
CASSANDRA CAIN
Barbara Go(r)downonwomen

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

my roommate out of nowhere asked me how kiwis would say "egg" and we had a good laugh about the kiwi accent and then 2 min later i see this tweet and everything clicked

[Scarlett @ScarlettRed___]

Being a kiwi in Australia is all fun in games until you have to say “Egg” 😔