Kingpin of Sarcasm

im a #smartass wit da best & worst driveby tweets of #sarcasm jus so u can crack a smile

[Kingpin of Sarcasm @dragonkid88]

@bobbybonesshow lmao love @RadioAmy reaction to last call, "Why?" Haha duh amy you about to be a mom

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@Z104fans im with @ashleyz104 , thats why i go to movies at 9am on a saturday have the place all to myself #elbowroom

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@2BrokeGirls so han has kissed max & caroline which means hell has frozen over, pigs fly, & its the end of the world

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@ElvisDuranShow "no matter how much u shake n dance the last 3 drips still end up in yor pants"... haha now i hear that wnever i pee #rmi

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I feel a poop comin on... a poop comin on... a poop comin... now 5... 4... 3... 2... 1 #tmi #wordplay

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@bobbybonesshow i turn on radio n first thing i hear is "eat these balls" n i kno its gonna b a great friday

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@Z104fans aw man dirty work got me like "we were on a break!!" 😅 #friends

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Witness the power of Mario's ass😅 https://t.co/u8LNWfYAe5

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@Z104fans sounds like hooked on phonics failed @ashleyz104

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#ThatMomentWhen yor so sick that yor own fart makes u puke n pass out #tmi

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Idk whats worse the fact she turned off da movie or that she didnt kno by december what @sausage_party is about #smh https://t.co/fL7PXcUy6Y

[Amazon Movie Reviews @AmznMovieRevws]

Sausage Party.

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@ComedianLeRonn aw man i kno rite i lov dat show n dat costume... @TheCW does the best wit DC comics media

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#NoOffence but Hows a guy supposed run fast in suit that looks as robotic as #ironman lol https://t.co/Pp2zdiXL1r

[Gal Gadot @GalGadot]

Welcome #Flash! ⚡️ #justiceleague @justiceleaguewb https://t.co/WkBNAMk7P2

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Using the 1st window at a drive thru #FlashbackFriday

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Fine by me long as im da one doing the pounding & the eating #tmi #lamejoke https://t.co/AdOKLMaFzw

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Ok so ive nver heard tom cruise scream in his or my entire life... yell... yes... scream like scared ass bitch... no https://t.co/t7GGUdcMNA

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Back button isnt enuf... need the home button in case we go into a #Twitter spiral n travel to deep in the twitter hole😅 #mondaymotivation

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Great way to start a monday: surprise morning diarrhea seconds after u wake up #TMI #mondaymotivation #hatemondays #fml

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#ThatMomentWhen yor fart smelled so bad u think u mite hav ass cancer #TMI

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@bobbybonesshow i think @RadioAmy almost had a classic "guess you're not eating then" moment over the spaghetti fight😅 #parenting