Don Juan of Simping

Nick, He/Him. Back on my weeb shit. I think about Dungeons and Dragons 24/7. Sometimes I talk about it here.

[M O E @Venommoe]

To all my fellow tarnished Bros who beat him before the nerf

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

@Blazingoth 💀

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

@takemeup2space Lmao imagining you eating this like Ralph Feinnes in Red Dragon 🤣

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

Behold, my terrible idiot children.

[Sachin @Sachin_D_M]

Name this Anime duo ?

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

You can't pick Disney or Pixar. What's your favorite animated movie?

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

"As we celebrate the 50th anniversary of D&D we want to know, are you mad at us? 'Cause it feels kinda like you're mad."

[D&D Beyond @DnDBeyond]

As we celebrate the 50th anniversary of D&D we want to know what you think about the game with a quick survey!

[tiana @invadert__]

HE DID NOTHING WRONG DO YOU HEAR ME NOT A SINGLE THING

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

Well, great, now I must sire an heir.

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

How the Shadow of the Erdtree dlc is gonna have me be like

(Also better than Cursed Clash btw)

[daily vanta @vantazip]

THIS IS TOO FUNNY IM IN TEARS

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

Roleplayed my Tav as a strong and silent type with a big heart, and yet he's constantly crossing his arms and pouting like a bottom with a brat kink, or smiling coquettishly at anyone who bats their eyelashes at him. A slider for "stoicism" wouldn't go amiss.

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

This app is terrible but every time I think of deleting it I find gems like this.

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

@lament4boromir Ok but imagine these two interacting tho.

[Paddy 🌟 (2-4 ☆) @krabpad]

FUCK IT.
THE ENTIRE SUPER SAIYAN GOKU VS FRIEZA FIGHT https://t.co/ReOiaaiyWo

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

I (finally) finished my first playthrough last night and its wild how much I wanna do the whole thing all over again.

[mica(ela) @ishadowheart]

me looking at my list of important real life things i need to do before christmas

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Another German response to when someone is having you on is “you’re tying a bear onto me.”

And talking about German phrases about bears, someone who takes the role of describing something (the rules of a board game, for example) is der Erklärbär. It means “the explanation bear”

[Don Juan of Simping @Dragonklaw82]

All these quality of life improvements make me want to do another playthrough with my exact same Tav, even though I have a literal backlog of Tavs and Durges in my save files.

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

MINTHARA FUCKERS WAKE THE FUCK UPPPP ITS FUCKING REAL NO MORE MINTHARA THE CONSULTANT
IS THE REST OF HER ROMANCE FIXED THO???
AND YOU CAN GET HER ON A GOOD PLAYTHROUGH NOW THERE'S LITERALLY NO EXCUSE NOT TO RECRUIT HER