Amanda Marie Alonzo

I am a she/her I am Straight I am ♏🦂 I was born year of the🐒I am a 🐍 in the Native American Zodiac I love Halloween,Cats, Anime Singing Reading Music Cooking

[treasure wwx :p | open 📌 pls @bibble4321]

all i can think about is dragonji having a bunch of baby snakes crawling over him and snake wy curling his tail around dragonjis

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

I am convinced that Mamdani is fixing things that’s been bugging him for years. I don’t blame him obviously, it just cracks me up.

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Abolish Flock cameras.

If we don’t, it’s only a matter of time until they’re installed on the inside of our vehicles like they’re doing in Europe.

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

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[Luka | Shen Jiu Plushy Soon @LuLuviahhh]

Ough cat Yao Xiao Jiu who isn’t quite used to walking on his two feet in human form just yet so he’ll sometimes crawl up to people on all fours with his head tilted up for chin scratches right after transforming.

This is a problem but not for the reason most think it is.

[😇 EzraTheFallen🖤 @EzraTheFallen]

Here is my fandub of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Webtoon!! I love this series! This is one of my favorite parts from Book 1. I am so grateful to have @MeggieEliseVA play the lovely and adorable Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk!

Link to the Webtoon: https://t.co/ZwRPed6jjW

[🦢 @damnidc__]

A stranger walked into a 12-year-old girl's room wearing no pants. The Louisville homeowner shot the man 6 times.

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

illustration of characters which are also statues that can be found underneath frankenstein manor #HHN35 #DarkUniverse

[Nathan @natatot]

I think the most frustrating thing about this Playstation digital only decision, is that PS was extremely profitable in the last financial year. This decision was not made because Sony is struggling. They are sacrificing player ownership to make even more money.

[桜プリン🐾書籍発売中！ @kuiruri]

【おやつ編】
猫に煮干しをあげよう🐟

[Owen @Owennfa]

BANK: "WE COMMITTED FRAUD AND DESTROYED THE ECONOMY"

GOVERNMENT: "HERE'S $700B IN BAILOUT MONEY"

YOU: "I LOST MY HOME IN THE CRASH"

GOVERNMENT: "THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. GOOD LUCK"

BANK: "WE'RE FORECLOSING ON 1 MILLION FAMILIES"

GOVERNMENT: "SOUNDS EFFICIENT"

YOU: "CAN YOU HELP ME KEEP MY HOUSE?"

GOVERNMENT: "WE DON'T HELP PEOPLE. WE HELP BANKS"

BANK: "WE'RE CHARGING 25% INTEREST ON CREDIT CARDS"

GOVERNMENT: "TOTALLY REASONABLE"

YOU: "I CAN'T PAY MY MEDICAL DEBT AT 8% INTEREST"

GOVERNMENT: "SHOULD'VE WORKED HARDER"

BANK: "WE'RE LAYING OFF 50,000 WORKERS"

GOVERNMENT: "GREAT FOR THE STOCK MARKET"

YOU: "I NEED UNEMPLOYMENT"

GOVERNMENT: "NOT ENOUGH SAVED. YOUR FAULT"

BANK: "WE PAID NO TAXES THIS YEAR"

GOVERNMENT: "IMPRESSIVE TAX STRATEGY"

YOU: "I OWE $5,000 IN TAXES"

GOVERNMENT: "PAY UP OR GO TO PRISON"

THE SYSTEM ISN'T BROKEN.

IT'S WORKING EXACTLY AS DESIGNED.

JUST NOT FOR YOU.

[Anjali Kunapaneni 🔜 O Con Expo @hereliesanjali]

The epidemic of restaurants/food vendors using AI art in their marketing/signage makes me crazy. If you’re cutting corners here, I’m going to assume you cut corners in making your food?? And will forever avoid you???

[Kelly McCarty @KellyLMcCarty]

Hear me out:

If you don’t want Flock cameras being torn down, stop installing them on every corner.

Just saying. 🤷‍♀️

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The most maddening thing about having a cat is when you can't find them and start panicking and sweet-talk-hollering for them and shaking the treat box and nearing a panic attack - and they come yawning and stretching out of some nook or cranny like "Wow, you are being so loud."

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“well if we start removing politicians accused of sexual assault, we’d have to remove most of them...”

YES. THAT’S HOW ACCOUNTABILITY WORKS.

NOT HAVING RAPISTS IN OUR GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE THE BARE. F*CKING. MINIMUM. 🤡

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Teenagers have started calling AI art “boomer art” and consider it cringe, and YouTubers have stopped using AI-generated thumbnails because teenagers find them cringe and won't click on them. And honestly, I couldn't be happier.

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

Show Announcement: Nightmare Fuel: Blood Noir

Embark on a dark musical journey and resist temptation as death-defying stunts lure you deeper into a vampire-ridden metropolis. Tickets now on sale: https://t.co/mmmGgQCofI