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[Jorge R. Gutierrez @mexopolis]

Merlin the duck for my new solo art show “FUTBOL! FUTBOL!! FUTBOL!!!” opening July 3 at La Luz de Jesus Gallery! More sneak peeks coming.

[Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter]

That definitely explains why we never got our Hogwarts letter ✉️

[ABC News @ABC]

An Illinois man captured the moments a tornado ripped through and destroyed his home in Effingham on Wednesday night. The resident of the home, Trevor Kreke, appears to be in disbelief, thanking God as he sat in the remains of his home. https://t.co/IeF2TNHeBo

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Marlon Wayans made 'Scary Movie 6' to fulfill his late father's final wish

"My father told me before he passed, 'You and your brothers should work together again'"

"I looked at my dad on that hospital bed and I said, 'Alright, for you... I promise'"

"I think this movie is special, I think my dad saw the world needs to laugh again ... and the world needs to come together in a theater, and just go and have a good time ... I just hope that this helps brings back comedy"

(via @GQMagazine)

[IGN @IGN]

Legendary action auteur Yuen Woo-ping (The Matrix) assembles a quartet of martial arts icons for the epic of all epics wuxia adventure Blades Of The Guardians: Wind Rises In The Desert.

Watch the exclusive trailer here:

[I'm Bisly 🏴‍☠️ @imBISLY]

it’s still crazy that oda just woke up one day and decided to bless us with female law 😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘I AM FRANKELDA’, the first-ever stop-motion film made in Mexico.

The film follows a writer who is taken to another realm to help write nightmares to keep monsters alive.

Releasing June 12 on Netflix.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I’m not using my free will enough

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Voilà pourquoi les caméraman ne meurent jamais dans les films d'horreur 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

Chris Kirkpatrick says he signed more autographs as Chip Skylark from ‘FAIRLY ODDPARENTS’ than as himself from NSYNC.

“There were kids, they had pictures they drew of me. And I’m like ‘Oh my god, how would Chip sign his name?’”

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me at phone repair shop: My phone fell into the river.

Clerk: Okay.

Me: Then a boat hit it.

Clerk pauses typing.

Clerk: …okay.

Me: Then I tried drying it with microwave.

Clerk slowly removes glasses like he just got assigned a side quest.

Clerk: Why would you do that.

Me: Internet said heat helps.

Clerk: THE INTERNET ALSO SAYS YOU CAN MANIFEST MONEY BY YELLING AT THE MOON.

I place phone on counter, phone looks like it survived reentry from space.

Clerk picks it up with two fingers like archaeologists handling cursed relics.

Clerk: This thing smells electrical.

Me: Is that bad.

Clerk: Usually, yes.

He presses power button, nothing happens, then suddenly, phone vibrates violently, screen flashes bright green, distorted idol music starts playing at maximum volume.

entire shop freezes.

somewhere in the back a printer wakes up for no reason.

Clerk: WHY IS IT STILL ALIVE.

Me: I paid extra for durability.

Phone screen flickers, barely functional notification appears: Storage almost full.

Clerk stares at me in silence for five full seconds.

Clerk : FULL OF WHAT?? another flicker?

phone opens camera by itself, front camera reveals both of us looking terrified.

Clerk whispers: It remembers.

[Zuffy @strawhatzuffy]

This is exactly how Robin joined the crew

[☬𐌌𐌀𐋄☬ @zondanemesis]

Que carajo les pasa a los gatos? 😂😂🤣🤣

[malikina azifaa @malkizifa]

This video has united us women in the world 😭🤣

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

The showdown between the kitten and the bull is with a pure heart, a win for the kitten!

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

I feel seen.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Chris Evans says he memorized the entire end-credits monologue for Deadpool & Wolverine to nail it in one take:

“I don’t get to say dialogue like this. Trust me. I’m going to enjoy every second of this. Memorized.”

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Date: So tell me about yourself.

Me: Oh. Um. I like food.......

Date: Okay.

Me: And sleep.

Date: Right.

Me: And my dog.

Date: What's your dog's name?

Me: Kevin.

Date: (pause) Kevin.

Me: He looked like a Kevin.

Date: How does a dog look like a Kevin.

Me: Very seriously. He has a very serious face...... Like he's about to ask to speak to a manager.

Date: +laughs)

Me: He once barked at a lamp for twenty minutes because it moved slightly in the wind.

Date: Okay but that's a Kevin thing to do.

Me: RIGHT. See. You get it.

Date: I want to see a photo.

Me: (pulls out phone with the energy of someone who has been waiting for this moment)

Me: That's him at the park. That's him on the couch. That's him looking at the lamp. That's him after the lamp situation. That's him at Christmas. That's.....

Date: How many photos do you have.

Me: Of Kevin specifically?

Date: Yes.

Me: (scrolls for an uncomfortable amount of time)

Me: Four hundred and twelve.

Date: You have four hundred....

Me: He's very photogenic.

Date: (looks at photos)

Date: Okay he actually is.

Me: I know. He knows it too. That's also very Kevin.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Michael Jackson watched Rush Hour 2 and immediately called Chris Tucker

He said, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’

Tucker said, ‘Yeah… who’s this?’

The voice said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’

Tucker said, ‘What’s up, Mike?’

Michael said, ‘I just called to tell you — I saw Rush Hour 2… and you’re kicking with the wrong leg. Stop making me look bad.’”

Then it started the friendship.

[Ladytron Fan Account @Lady_FanAccount]

The Kids Aren't Alright was written by Dexter Holland after he took a nostalgic drive through his old neighborhood in Garden Grove, Orange County (California). He was shocked to see that almost all of his childhood friends who seemed to have a bright future had ended in real tragedies. The names of the lyrics (Jamie, Mark, Jay, Brandon) are real people he met. The title is an ironic joke with The Who's "The Kids Are Alright," but here it turns into the opposite: the American dream gone wrong.