Rory

Nonbinary • dog mom and regular mom • deadnaming people is cringe but deadnaming X is correct

[Rory @dragonsror]

• Friend gets sexually harassed by a transphobe after expressing regret that she got tattoos from him
• I make a post saying not to go to his shop
• I get swarmed by the Facebook fascism bot farm
• one of them repeatedly calls me "he"

Not even the right wrong pronouns

[Rory @dragonsror]

"you should get curtain bangs" and "you should wear a wrap dress" are the same energy to me. They're not bad suggestions they're just so generic and boring that they piss me off anytime someone suggests them.

[Rory @dragonsror]

I wonder if I changed my Discord icon to something more masculine if people would stop responding to me in game mechanics conversations about the LARP I've been playing for 10 years and have awards for my skill in like I'm either attacking them or the dumbest person alive.

[Rory @dragonsror]

I keep seeing an ad where a girl talks about a parmigiana bowl, but every time I think she's saying "parmesanable." Like able to be parmesaned.

Why would she be saying that

[Rory @dragonsror]

What I'm getting from conservative response to this tragedy is if an ICE agent body blocks your car you SHOULD just run him over. Because if you don't, he'll kill you anyway, and people will accuse you of doing it anyway. So what is there to lose?

[Rory @dragonsror]

Decenter men but I'm saying it to gender essentialist weirdos who make hating men their entire personality

[Rory @dragonsror]

I hate people who defend incels by blaming their behavior on autism. That's so offensive to every autistic person who isn't a raging entitled bitter misogynist, which is most of us

[Rory @dragonsror]

The new Tamagotchi commercials pronounce it Tama Go chi rather than Tama Got chi, which I know is more correct to the Japanese, but wtf. You can't just change how you say it after 30 years lol

[Rory @dragonsror]

And then it wasn't

[Rory @dragonsror]

RWBY Weirdos: "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT RWBY AT ALL TO HATE THIS!!!"

Everyone I've seen talking about Ice Queendom: "oh shit, RWBY not written by Miles and Kerry? Maybe it will be written well"

[Rory @dragonsror]

I finally got Pokemon Legends Arceus and didn't like it

[Rory @dragonsror]

I never got Pokemon Legends??? I forgot???

[Rory @dragonsror]

My husband asked me what the difference between a komodo dragon and a monitor lizard was, and I almost said the monitor lizard was more lizardy

[Rory @dragonsror]

I like how sometimes a big dog and a little dog will get together to make medium sized puppies with weird feet

[Rory @dragonsror]

He is coincidentally also the annoying type of conservative

Which is to say I don't think it's fair to say bigots are simply uneducated. They often are but Troy had the same education as I did. And I know what nouns and pronouns are.

No, he CHOSE to not to know things.

[Rory @dragonsror]

Once in high school a guy said "Why would I know what a noun is?"

We had been in the same classes our entire lives, so he had learned nouns. This was purely anti-intellectualism.

Anyway whenever transphobes demonstrate that they don't know what a pronoun is I think of Troy.

[Rory @dragonsror]

Conservatives are so delusional that they're making up a Bonnie and Clyde style romance between the shooter and his alleged trans roommate

[Rory @dragonsror]

What should I name the house centipede that lives in the ceramic cup next to my sink

[. @jdpoc]

True, this :

[FREE PALESTINE ❤️🖤🤍💚 @HourlyLizards]

me when i fucking GET you

[Rory @dragonsror]

When you're pregnant people always say "don't reveal the name until you have the baby cuz people give you all their opinions!"

But my cousin and I were pregnant at the same time and now our babies have the same name so I think someone making a rude comment would have been better