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he/him #cryptocurrency enthusiast. Mechanical Engineer. Programmer. Expert at stuff, some of which matters. I support 🏳️‍🌈+#blacklivesmatter

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@dadwithoutadad Just got this bad boy!

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@Deckorators deck railing is maybe the crappiest aluminum excuse for deck rails I've ever seen. They're overpriced, chincey, and obviously just expensive, branded crap. Find another product. This one is a waste of money.

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@krassenstein Being a conservative is like being an alcoholic refusing to get help because they "don't have a problem." At least the alcoholic will eventually drink themselves to death.

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Wow. @FedEx , getting anything done is like pulling teeth. Your automated phone service is absolutely useless and now I'm on hold forever. Seems like a good time to switch to #UPS.

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@krassenstein It constantly blows my mind that conservative "Christians" continue to defend a man who has quite obviously demonstrated how NOT Christian he is. He's a liar, a cheater, a criminal, a thief, clearly unintelligent, constantly and boldly hypocritical, and on and on.

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@CNN I can think of no better case for reinstating abortion than the Republican party.

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Watch yourself if you have a @CreditOne credit card. Their payment portal has a server error when you send in your payment, which means your payment doesn't actually go through. Check your records before they charge you a fee for THEIR broken server.

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@NotHoodlum Looks like SNL nailed it!

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Remember when @nbcsnl was funny? Saturday Night Live has lost their ability to make jokes anyone cares about.

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@krassenstein Humans are causing our own extinction. This whole thread is one clear example why. When climate change and the poisoning of our habitat starts wiping us out en masse, I hope I'm there to see what people say on Twitter.

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@CNN What really makes America great is that anywhere, at any moment, anyone can put together whatever idiotic string of words they can manage and vomit it onto the internet. BTW, the world is burning down around you, whatever side you're on today.

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@AmericanAir I tried. No response.

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@AmericanAir, why aren't there backup pilots waiting to be put on a flight when someone calls in sick? A whole plane full of people sitting, missing connections, some international... sounds like the holiday screw over hasn't quite ended.

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@CassyWearsHeels Fake news. They shut them down for financial reasons.
https://t.co/60AQcB4dRh
Good story, though, q-anon. You people are at the bottom of stupid.

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Hugh Hefner should have died homeless and alone. #blayboyrape

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@ldcooper1959 @TMZ @TooFab I'm sorry to hear about your loss. I fully understand the value of a good coping mechanism. And, I loved Pimp My Ride.

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@Carolewrealty @erikclee @KeneAkers Do you have their phone number? I'll sure as hell tell them!

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@ask_aubry At least 4 bullets.

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@AgathaChocolats Do you have any Grey Poupon?

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@envato My ticket number is 3072333

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Sent another friggin ticket to @envato. Still nothing.

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People pay good money to @Blizzard_Ent to pay World of Warcraft. The laq is SO BAD, it's not worth it.