Ashley Drake

England owes me a living.

[Is this a 3D model? @IsThisA3DModel]

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

the elusive cow seal

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Productivity hack: put a mackerel in your work bag for good luck.

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

He got it from his mama.

Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.

His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑

[Nathan White @NPWhite717]

There are only two historically acceptable send-offs for legendary pitchers.

One is having his wife and kid run out to the mound.

The other is letting him shout his coach off the mound.

We have had the distinct privilege of witnessing both.

[Andrew Claudio @AndrewJClaudio_]

Quick look at all those heartbroken Knicks fans

[Garrett Flip @yinshiren2024]

The two biggest weirdos in the zoo, hahaha.

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

The thing about these "Democratic politician was MEAN" stories is that a lot of Democratic staffers deserve to be stuffed into a locker

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[Chris D'Angelo @c_m_dangelo]

main takeaway here is Newsom can fly cast, Tapper cannot

why they are shoulder-to-shoulder like they are fishing an AK salmon run, i have no clue

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i could forgive ed sheeran for making bad music, but i cannot forgive him for being a fucking coward

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Happy 3-Month anniversary to those who celebrate

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

one of the most devastating parts of seeing the bayeux tapestry irl was clocking that for 90% of it, the borders are these decorative animals, then the battle comes & they gawk in horror as the fighting spills over and the margin becomes this jumble of dismembered looted corpses

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

I asked the Amtrak employee in DC if I’m on the right acela cause I’m going to New York, but it says “Boston? He looked at me like I was the child George Bush personally left behind and said “What do you think is on the way to Boston?”

[Non Hand Banner @DiaryOfABrendan]

The bus roadeo???? Bus roadeo champions???

[MedievalistMatt @medievalistmatt]

The scribe clearly knows about exterior illumination

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

charlie kirk never got to see og’s tip in