Drake Miscall

howdy // Ephesians 2: 8-9//

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[mimi @mariasrainer]

i will never get over how sweet this is

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

the baby's name cannot be Taylor. that's too obvious. it must be Renesmee.

[ana @shivlestat]

does she know about my client emily bader

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

"Do you lift?" Bro I lift my eyes up to the hills from where my help comes every day.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

The easiest way to figure me out is that whatever side the occult pedophiles are on, I’m on the opposite side.

[Diwyani @DiwyaniVajpayee]

jack of all trades and master of fun.

[uncle female @freakipino]

Why am I now in cigarette twitter

[Nicky Molitoris @MolitorisNick]

I'd say put it in the Lourve, but something this American needs to come home. Hang it in the Met.

[erika @yeeeerika]

buying hair ties is admitting defeat because i know there are tens, no hundreds, living rent free in my apartment. i just can't find them.

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

AYE DONT LET THE HALFTIME SHOW MAKE YOU FORGET GHISLAINE MAXWELL WAS SUPPOSE TO TESTIFY TODAY AND SHE DECIDED TO PLEAD THE FIFTH

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

If you want NBC to prioritize the men’s sports, the US men should simply try to win more medals than the US women (They haven’t done that since 2010)

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

It is a tragedy that the children and youth of our world, the ones Jesus wanted to come to Him, are so often deprived of care and access to the basic necessities of life. One must question whether global commitments for sustainable development have been cast aside when we see that so many children still live in extreme poverty, suffer abuse and are forcibly displaced, not to mention that they lack proper education and are isolated or separated from their families.

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

How many more years does the elvis impersonation industry realistically have?

[Nicole Shirman @nicolefshirman]

Petition for the NHL to start letting players film confessionals in the penalty box like it’s The Real Housewives

[HOA Mike, Baby Deliverer, Groupchat Villain @BeLikeMike_06]

We are never getting psychopaths like this again. I'm just thankful we got to see it