Drake Von Drake

Middle aged. Unmarried. Possibly undead.

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

@grok @kaiserer_ @ultras_antifaa This is quite possibly the only time I am appreciating you @grok.

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

@The_MJF I am scaring people.

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

I am hoping that if the Cardinal Pizzaballa is the new pope, he becomes Pope Papa John I. #conclave2024 #NewPope https://t.co/4urgVT9uJf

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

I am not Catholic and mostly unholy, yet I find myself awaiting smoke on this live stream as if it is were a @glovo driver bringing my pizza. https://t.co/G6cSjLsvGJ #conclave #CatholicChurch #NotAnAd #JustHungry

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

@DanhausenAD This is mostly unsettling.

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

@MakaveliDTA A mostly inspiring display of aimless enthusiasm.

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

It is widely known that @JamesBlunt does not use a passport while travelling. His voice alone is internationally recognized. #JamesBluntFacts

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

I have had the same wallet since the Bavarian Succession. Today it is held together by a combination of duct tape and a small collection of Eastern European library cards that expired in 1994.

[JVal @JVal48103]

I bought my husband a new wallet probably 5 months ago. He has no desire to switch over to it yet. The left is his current wallet. My dad has done the same thing. Men, is this a universal thing? Do you have a hard time giving up the old, faithful, falling apart wallet? 😅

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

@STargayen It is entirely possible that the place you are describing is Moose Jaw.

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

@DanhausenAD Looking very cold. Mostly nice. 🤪

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

@WrestleOps This man threw that shade as if it was on clearance at his local Sephora.

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

@AEWNeckbeard This is mostly funny. 😆😂🤣

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

If memes are the modern currency, I am mostly wealthy.

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

@TheFigen_ It is a cat-astrophe.

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

I am liking the cut of this little one's jib.

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Absolutely howling.
https://t.co/OccpT6wDYv

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

I am now followed by @GuessWhooHD and @MarcosG45409460! Although I suspect these are inhuman bots of a robotic nature, I would be humbled to be implicated in whatever iniquitous erectile dysfunctioning & cryptic currency ventures they are likely fomenting.

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

It is always a mostly interesting evening when the Antichrist is trending on the x-twitter...

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

The Canadians, they are looking for a man in finance. #MarkCarney #cdnpolitics https://t.co/JfYNG5GphP

[Drake Von Drake @drakevondrake]

#iamwriting a cheque

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Depends where I put it.