being afab is so fun because i had a 10 on the pain scale and thought it was my ovaries and they were like “have u tried tylenol :/” but as soon as my ct results came back and showed kidney stones they were like FUCK GIVE HER MORPHINE NEOWWWW
male nurse: hey i just need you to take this urine test to make sure youre not pregnant
me: sure, can i get pain meds first tho because im really in-
my mom: SHE DOESNT NEED TO DO THAT SHES GAY
so im in the emergency room again bc im having severe pelvic pain and the nurse was like hey i need you to take this urine pregnancy test and here is how the conversation went