sp0ok

This app has opened my eyes.. and I may never sleep again.

Pronoun: (G)IT

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

Warning. Vehicle reversing.

#thelockdownfiles

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Telegraph’s lockdown files bring back many pandemic memories, some of which I was happy to forget. One of the greatest absurdities was to regard Carl Heneghan, professor of evidence-based medicine at Oxford, who cast doubt on official policy, as a potentially dangerous subversive

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

Surely.. Misconduct in Public Office #thelockdownfiles

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

Our top civil servant Ladies and Gents.

Let me tell you what would be 'hilarious'.. seeing you, Hancock and Gove each in a 1.8 metres wide X 3 metres cell..

#thelockdownfiles

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

There's barely a handful of them, no matter where on the political divide, is worth pissing on if they were on fire.
#thelockdownfiles

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

That's all very well dear, but..

'When do we deploy the new variant'

[Matt Hancock @MattHancock]

An important meeting with @LucyFrazerMP and Highways England about sorting the traffic on junction 37 of the A14

We're calling for an upgrade to free up the road network and reduce the number of accidents

Grateful to @transportgovuk for their engagement in this vital issue

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Matt Hancock’s plan to ‘frighten the pants off’ the public to ensure compliance with lockdown measures exposed in leaked WhatsApp messages

🔓 This front page story is currently free to read 👇
https://t.co/mA8aaZ6fDb

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

The Telegraph has obtained more than 100,000 WhatsApp messages sent between Matt Hancock and other ministers and officials at the height of the Covid-19 pandemic.

These are #thelockdownfiles

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

Outside of UK chums. Sign up to The Telegraph and read Oakeshott's exposé.. and check out lockdown files/Matt Hancock tags on here.

Guarantee if this type of shit was happening here..

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | BREAKING: Matt Hancock asked when the government should "deploy" the next COVID variant to "frighten the pants off" the public

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

*chef's kiss*

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

And as if by magic...

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

#Evri This is a blatant untruth. If that parcel is not out, in pristine condition, intact and in my hands by 4pm tomorrow Martijn De Lange and Carl Lyon will be getting emails and DMs on LinkedIn from me. Given my profession is stated, you do not want the latter, trust me. 😒

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

#Evri This is a blatant untruth. If that parcel is not out, in pristine condition, intact and in my hands by 4pm tomorrow Martijn De Lange and Carl Lyon will be getting emails and DMs on LinkedIn from me. Given my profession is stated, you do not want the latter, trust me. 😒

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

#Evri This is a blatant untruth. If that parcel is not out, in pristine condition, intact and in my hands by 4pm tomorrow Martijn De Lange and Carl Lyon will be getting emails and DMs on LinkedIn from me. Given my profession is stated, you do not want the latter, trust me. 😒

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

@DreyfusJames OMG James. I've found you and you're on the Twatter. Do you realise I kinda (platonic) love you. Have since 1995 when as a kid you filled up my TV screen on thin blue line with your fabulousness. And here you are being a bit of a fearless bugger! Sleep tight poppet x

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

Sigh..

We're probably about due a civil war anyways. It's been a while since London bridge had heads on spikes.

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

I've worked in the corridors for some time. If you had too you would have no political tribalism.

Trust me.. cheeks of the same arse.

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

You're committing political suicide.. you absolutely dopey f'ing twats.

[Sir Jake Berry @JakeBerry]

The Prime Minister @trussliz and Chancellor @Jeremy_Hunt have shown today they are prioritising stability.

We are taking action to ensure we can continue to deliver for everyone across our country.

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

@Conservatives @Jeremy_Hunt You've f'd yourselves. Not least because no-one wants the RT Hon Member for Beijing anywhere near power.

[sp0ok @dralonsp0ok]

Can name many local/central govt depts reliant on skilled contractors. And now you've all been dragged into C21st their jobs, specific to UK qualifications etc., can't be done by just anyone, but can be done from anywhere. Cheerio from my bank acc 👋

Big mistake. Huge. #IR35

[HM Treasury @hmtreasury]

The repeals of the 2017 and 2021 reforms to the off-payroll working rules known as IR35 from April 2023 will no longer take place.

This is worth around £2 billion a year.

[Francis Hoar @Francis_Hoar]

No you don’t.
You’ve shown in the last mth that:
- You can’t cope with short-term unpopularity;
- You have no resolution;
- You have no intention of explaining or justifying the need for lower taxes and a smaller state; &
- You’re happy to increase taxes on struggling businesses.