"And the Lord said: 'A man can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup. I'm talking about a glass of beer.
'And verily I say to you that a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris is called a Royale with Cheese.'
Amen."
Who would've thought that Trump would pivot to the Epstein files to distract the public from the war in Iran that was meant to distract the public from the Epstein files.