when i was 4 years old i used to play with rollie pollies in the alley next to my house by myself and now i am 31 years old playing with rollie pollies on my patio with charlie β₯οΈ motherhood is so awesome
when i was in 3rd grade in 2003 i had a shirt that said βi rockβ on it and for some reason i was really anxious that someone would read it and think it was supposed to be the phonetic spelling of iraq lol