In case there was any confusion!
Things I am in no way concerned with when writing (and reading) fanFICTION:
โ Is it realistic? Is it morally correct? Is it healthy for the characters?
Things I am concerned with:
โ Is it intriguing? Is it compelling? Is it horny?
Thank u
"So ironic... that an extraordinary person such as I would be killed by the common cold..."
"Jesus Christ, Draco, stop being so dramatic! Here, take these." Hermione sighs.
"Cyanide?"
"Aspirin. Now I get why your mother said: 'he's your problem now.'"
"Just let me die."
Commissioned this gorgeous art by the utterly talented and genuinely sweet @Ivmaruva for one of my all time favorite fics I Will Make You Proud by my lovely friend wheredoesshego as a gift cuz Iโm beyond proud of her for creating this masterpiece.
Draco needs tips for his 1st date with Hermione
"First you need to break the ice," Theo says. "Women like it when you ask them questions about themselves."
"Okay... If a cannibal was going to eat you, how would you like to be cooked?"
"..."
"..."
"You're going to die alone."