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Tmesis is a linguistic phenomenon in which a word or set phrase is separated into two parts, with other words occurring between them

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Cardboard box but goth af

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we get it. you smoke news.

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Edible shotgun shells

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Wet Post-it®

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Amazon't

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@dnlklr shoutout nick Jr.

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stop 👏 plagiarizing 👏 my 👏 Mortal 👏 Kombat 👏 fan 👏 fiction 👏

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@tom_tuna She overslept and missed it

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Get the faux cow tie here

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@deankissick old trick was the 'Errol Flynn' vodka and blow in a nasal sprayer

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¡Raya con Diós!

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circle circle dot dot milk milk lemonade ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

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text verification codes are my astrology

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rebranding toilet paper as "2-step verification"

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Autocorrecting I love you

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What does Bart Simpson smell like?

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cats are the punctuation of interior design

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AI POGS

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3d printed dogs playing poker

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big pile of cocked mouse traps on fire

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earth but clown makeup