Drank Selvy

casual southern conference enjoyer

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

Tired of these Knicks fans bragging about “taking over” these road playoff game, it’s because LITERALLY no one stays in New York, all your fans move out and live somewhere else

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Legendary call. Legendary moment.

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

In Europe scrolling Facebook marketplace in a cafe, this is the good life

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

@BrockForHart1 Maybe do?

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

Already spiraling about not being able to watch game 2 of the Stanley Cup Final

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

@sully_okweefe @FakeMasonSmith Summertime Conns is a great vibe

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

I just yelled bang so mfn loud

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

GHOST WALKS INTO THIS SHOT AND TIES THE GAME!!!!! 🚨

THE CANIACS ARE GOING CRAZY 👏👏👏

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

This shit means something to me man, God bless Raleigh

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

Eric Staal man, what a beauty

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

Kaitlyn Terry looks like she would whoop my ass in a Lubbock bar fight, and I’m ok with it

[The Canes Stats Brand™ @CanesStats]

Since April 1:
Jackson Blake - 20 GP, 6G, 17A, 23 PTS
Taylor Hall - 19 GP, 8G, 16A, 24 PTS

Since March 31:
Logan Stankoven - 21 GP, 16G, 7A, 23 PTS

Junkyard Dogs

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

@SuperBob1826 My man

[Drank Selvy @drankselvy]

If you can’t name 3 Raleigh celebrities in this clip, we don’t want you for the cup final

[Jank'n Stank @CanesIncognito]

Like the Statue of Liberty and Eiffel Tower, everything in Vegas is a cheap, gaudy imitation of what came before it.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

"WE WANT THE CUP CHANTS" ARE RAINING DOWN IN RALEIGH!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[Caniac Wolf @CaniacWolf]

Well we have discovered the next narrative.

"Sens in 6"
"Flyers in 7"
"Cakewalk to the ECF"
"Habs 3-0 in regular season"
"VGK/CAR would be the lowest viewed SCF of all time"

Do the haters ever give up? This is just fucking stupid by this point.

[Message Board Geniuses @BoardGeniuses]

#PackTheDick