Ashutosh Parashar

[Ashutosh Parashar @draparashar1]

@sureshpprabhu (some local brand) was sold at Rs 20. kindly take some action

[Ashutosh Parashar @draparashar1]

@sureshpprabhu Sir, i travelled from delhi to lko on 30/04/17 on 12566. the pantry guys were charging above the MRP and also bottled water

[Ashutosh Parashar @draparashar1]

@sureshpprabhu Sir, 13240 running 12 hrs behind schedule even with 100% visibility. Is it 1980?

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

When you try to take a 20-minute nap and wake up 8 hours later confused af

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

me: Leo come over
Leo: I can't I'm busy
me: my friend said global warming isn't real
Leo:

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teacher: do you understand now?

me: yeah, totally

teacher: walks away

me: what did she just say?

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today

[Minhaz Merchant @MinhazMerchant]

Must-read piece by @gauravcsawant on #Handwara for those who paint police/army as villains, not Pak-paid instigators https://t.co/FVAXOXPpcD

[Subramanian Swamy @Swamy39]

The Congi office peon appeared in Court. He said summons came on Saturday. But no office bearer in party HQ present to give Balance Sheet!!

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

No comment!

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

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[Minhaz Merchant @MinhazMerchant]

Least trusted professionals in opinion poll? Politicians, journalists & lawyers. Most trusted? Doctors & teachers

[Minhaz Merchant @MinhazMerchant]

High--along with doctors & teachers https://t.co/qfvxtZUBOU

[Ashutosh Parashar @draparashar1]

so pappu, is it laudable? https://t.co/ZLJCvfsOt9

[NewsX World @NewsX]

#JNUTraitorTapes: Afzal, your killers are alive: Video exposing the truth of the #JNU event. https://t.co/wRVkFhGJVO

[Ashutosh Parashar @draparashar1]

@gaganbrar5 bhai waah!

[Ashutosh Parashar @draparashar1]

@Ish_Bhandari @Swamy39 wat a week fr congis

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That is the best looking a-hole I have ever seen!
https://t.co/a9GRTsykFX