Greg Buxton

I'm me.

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

@SPUtilities Hey SPU, curious, do you have documentation outlining residential customer options if more than 200A service is needed? TIA.

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

Uh, hey, @USPSHelp any way to find out where my package has vanished to? 9411609104250513220340

It always sucks when you opt for Priority mail and then it just gets lost and you're screwed without any options.

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp ... where's my package?

975530210218810

https://t.co/pdnFLRPxgu

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

@USPSHelp I have the full video from when the USPS truck went past at 10:26a yesterday through today. 24x7 recording.

You know what I *don't* have on video? A delivery attempt of my package. /cc @USPS @USPSHelp

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

Oh, @USPSHelp First you mark 92748999931975571105979960 as delivered when it wasn't (at least to me) and now when I try to submit a Lost Package report on that, I get an error "There was a problem submitting your Service Request. Please try again later."

Hey look, pictures.

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

Hey @FedEx , tell your lazy drivers not to just walk across people's plant beds. I shouldn't even have to fucking say this.

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

Lovely, the new snowblower I got from @Direct_Tools arrived broken.

Gee, I wonder how that happened *looks at @FedEx*

https://t.co/z08bnT8Srt

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

Uh, @FedEx ? We really need to stop meeting like this. People are going to talk.

277989402477 /cc @FedExHelp

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

As a kinky geek, I'd like to respectfully request that other members of the community put a *little* more effort into not being horrifying, ignorant, motherfuckers?

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

Hey @FedEx , I guess my package had to be reboxed somewhere in route, but I didn't need the inclusion of an extra tool. Especially with the blade out. 🤨

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

Donald Trump Jr. was so high yesterday he lost control his hands and face!

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

@marklippert "Operation Shock and Awwwww" is a total win, though.

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

Working to keep these mailbox posts intact for as long as possible. #fencearmorwin /cc @FenceArmor

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

And because the universe mocks me.

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp ... could you actually manage to find and deliver my package? That'd be great. #StillNotOutForDelivery 534710429150

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

@jjz @FAFSA Looks like it lines up to yesterday morning's expiration of a LetsEncrypt root CA cert.

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

@jjz https://t.co/Zs0vDhqbyB

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

@jjz Oh? Did you go for Mom's Spaghetti? =P

"Moms Spaghetti officially opened!" - https://t.co/oeF78O1QGA

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

@jjz @ssmhealthwi Eep.

[Greg Buxton @Drathus]

Hey @PODS, nice work. Really.

I'm sure the local police have already reached out to your local contacts. 😆