Mark Lippert

Boy...of Dessstiny

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Getting drunk is the only reason to drink alcohol and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

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“15-year-old girls, you are about to enter the fascinating sphere of police work.” - opening credits of Quinceynera, M.E.

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Too. Much. Chili. @WMSE

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Technically, any burrito can be a breakfast burrito.

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Once again, Newsweek has put a Mandolorian spoiler in the headline. Bustards.

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Mo’ plugins, mo’ problems. #wordpress

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I just found out that The Most Powerful Milwaukeean died two years ago. I should have been a better friend.

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Velma should just get a strap for her glasses.

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Based on the title alone, it looks like The Bad Batch are going to New Mexico this week.

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Ah, time for the quarterly “Why can’t you prevent all spam?!” complaint. Motherfucker, if I could do that, I wouldn’t be wasting my time working on your two-bit website.

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Woke up to “I Got You Babe” yet again. Hope I don’t run into Ned Ryerson today.

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Woke up to “I Got You Babe” yet again. Hope I don’t run into Ned Ryerson today.

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I see every Best Picture nomination every year but I am NOT fucking seeing Avatar and Top Gun. #Oscars2023

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@2FEMCEL2FURlOUS @St_Rev What is this, the hentai version of The Metamorphosis?

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Fucking Wordpress

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There’s no Life in Hell calendar for 2023?! That’s been my calendar for the past 20 years. Now how the hell am I supposed to know what day it is?

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There. That shit’s over for another year.

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Fireworks…why?

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Holy shit, are you guys still whining about this? Look, The Doctor’s clothes have a working chameleon circuit, OK. Deal with it, nerds. #DoctorWho

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Listen to her! She’s in her satin tights, fighting for our rights and the old red, white and blue.

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HAPPY VOTING! From @SIfill_:

If you run into any trouble or confusion at the polls today, you can call the civil rights Election Protection hotline: 1-866-OUR-VOTE. To report intimidation or other potential violations of law the DOJ ⁦@CivilRights has a hotline: [phone]