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[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

the perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. preferably siblings. but they can't both be the same type of stupid. one needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying)

[𐙚 bambi 🔜 dweamcon @bbambied]

just applied to 10+ jobs can't wait to hear back from none and get spam texts for the next month

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

whenever there’s a line in a public bathroom, i notice that the women ahead of me usually take like 3-5 min in the stall. i’ve always been confused about why. i timed myself today and it took me under 40 seconds without rushing. is everyone else just resting or something?

[leke @lekeyeh]

the concept of only having two days of out of your week to yourself for the rest of your life

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

He lost. He wasn’t shot. He is on the list. He is a pedophile

[Therm @ThermCantRead]

Patriots vs. Seahawks Super Bowl with bad bunny and Green Day halftime show this one’s for the libs

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

i’m a big fan of exes who get back together…. time apart… then a reunion… i love it im sorry

[liyah @hm_liyah]

something so primal and monkeyish about scratching ur stomach

[ً @cryst6ls]

spongebob wouldn’t even fw some of yall fr … but he’d hangout with me bc my heart is pure and i like to laugh a lot

[chamoypicklekit @coke_isit]

Mind you, the president has raped women

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

prime numbers are so cunty wdym youre only divisible by yourself diva

[peyton :3 @guntomyheadlol]

Top 5 female experiences
- realizing ur kinda chopped
- getting called fat for the first time
- realizing it was SA
- developing an Ed
- crashing out over a guy you never dated

[amanda @amandabb__]

rewatching hamilton and it’s actually wicked how good this musical is… if i wrote something this good i’d also cast myself in it despite being underqualified in the singing category