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big handsome man who loves beer. 🏳️‍🌈 diy darling. i put gigs on.
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I Know It's Only Arctic Roll (But I Like It)

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about 75% into watching desperate housewives. hope susan is enjoying her light reading

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waterloo sunset, i managed england, i am sam allardyce

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Gerogerigegege Galloway

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hi everyone im a bloke did you know that die hard is actually a christmas movie

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In primary school my mate said I must be gay because I said I didn't watch iCarly because if I wasnt gay I'd watch iCarly and fancy Carly

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So the phone goes and your knee surgeons secretary tells you after 2 years of waiting that you can have your op onthe 23rd April. Then you say sorry i cant have it before 11th June because im seeing Barry Manilow. 🙄

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ramsbottom girls you make the rockin world go round

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once when i was about 19 i was in grand central pub in manchester and put six quid in the jukebox and queued epic by faith no more in a row. the bartender sternly told me to get out but also informed me they didn't have a skip button. just thought i would share this memory thanks

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Sawdust is man glitter. 💪

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haven't been on tweeter in a while

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I’ve just voted, hope you have too 😜 #5yearplan

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@langho nope. that chant inparticular must be stopped among any league of football

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wish UEFA would just fucking ban chanting shit to the tune of seven nation army

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ronaldo is such a pussy

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they'll always hit you and hurt you, defend and attack. if you delete flappy bird, you can't get it back

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first time doing sub ten seconds :D

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I'm Considering A Move To Moston (A Move To Moston I'm Considering)

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not beaten my record of 12 seconds but maybe one day