“E- Eighty percent..? The.. fu— alright! alright! Come on, why don’t we… calm down? I’ll remake it just like you want it, sir. Have it done in less than 5 minutes.”
Was he trying to use his power of ‘smooth talking’ on the other. Yes.
. . . Damn them. What’s with the sudden change of tone? The apology? Even though he knew they’d be doing this same song and dance again. Just moving on to her question.
“. . . Yeah— he always had a dark side to him but something… snapped. Can’t quite explain it.”
He—+
The apology was genuine, but they couldn't promise it wouldn't happen again
"He's really lost it, huh? I mean it's obvious but it must be bad if you're mentioning it too."
—+ admitted before just scoffing at the other. Pulling out his wallet as he showed it off towards them.
“How about I suck up to you. Get you some ice cream. You tell me your issues n’ fuck me over again. Let’s not pretend we won’t be here again.”
He’d state as he awaited—+
—+ bridge of his nose. Just huffing as he soon looked upon them.
“. . . You do some dumb shit to Vought and THEY catch you? I cannot save you from Homelander. Guys gone off the walls fuckin’ coo-coo wonderland.”
Did he just say that about his ‘boss’? Yes. Yes he did.
“Don’t you fuckin’ roll your eyes at me. Without me, you’d be in prison, you get that? Prison!”
He’d simply scoff before hearing the stupidity leave their lips.
“Right. Steal from the most guarded company probably ever. Stop bein’ stupid.”
He grumbled before gripping the—+
"Oh my god."
They roll their eyes
"I didn't think they'd notice it was gone! How was I supposed to know it was some family heirloom?"
They /did/ have a bad habit of swiping a thing or two from the events they had to go to for Vought
“What the fuck haven’t you done? I had to come save your sorry ass again! Stealing again? Are you fuckin’ kidding me?”
He’d state as he kept the bird towards her. Though he was fond of the other. Like a father at this point for how many times he’d had to put up with this.
Casually spills the beverage he made the other.
“Son of a— s- sir! I was just coming to find you. I got your beverage. I figured you’ve seemed. . . tense.”
He stated as his heart pounded in his chest.
“Yeah. That’s real smart. Take the living wage of Vought’s best lawyer. You got to be the biggest dipshit I’ve ever meant. What do you need that much money for?”