Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew
DRAKE: You cheated on your wife.
KENDRICK LAMAR: You’re hiding a daughter.
J. COLE: If I get to the farmers’ market early enough, I’ll be able to buy the freshest produce.
I’m not kidding. I just looked it up. This guy Elic Ayomanor never had more than 4 catches in a game.
He has 13 catches for 335 yards now.
With the 13th catch coming exactly at midnight to end Friday the 13th